I fail so hard that I even make my computer suck. Attention +.

HaloChaos · 07-12-2008, 10:07 AM

Sucking when you do not have the tools to be successful in life is bad enought. But their is a special place in the realm of failures for losing when you have been given everything - everything that you needed in life to win and be successful.

Such is the story of my life - having an easy life and fucking it up .. I've made it into an art form. Here is an example.

These are the stats of my computer:

System Useage:

Tell me, why with those stats it takes Everquest 2 4 Minutes and 27 Seconds from when I click play to when the game starts to load up?

These are the processes that the computer runs while EQ is loading.

Total Processes: Approx. 271,878 K, or 271.878 MB. I have 2gb of Ram, 271 should be nothing to the power of my Random Access Memory, or even my Page file. (which is set at 2-3 gigs about)

It gets worse, my in game performance can sometimes be alright, a good 17-20 FPS no matter what settings I'm on from Balanced to Raid, to GARBAGE, 1-5 FPS again from Balanced settings to my Raid Settings. How the fuck am I going to have adult Roleplay at 1-5 FPS. Thats just going to result in mistells and embarressment to whatever female charrie I'm pretending to have Shintou have sex with. What female, Mangina or realgina would want to be caught with this loser.. think about it.

Not to mention that I go LD at the most opptune times, be it a girl actually saying Shintou is good for the fuck or I actually get a group. I have Cable Internet at the hotel I live in.

Will post proof of such in a moment. This is the epitome of failure. I have a good computer, yet my Internet is so, so fucking slow. I use Zonealarm Fire walls but I do not believe it is effecting performance, but more then likely I'm as wrong as me actually being successful at life.

HaloChaos · 07-12-2008, 11:23 AM

Oh, and twice today I've gotten groups in VoES and CoA. And Both times at the beginning I've gone fucking Linkdead only on Shintou mid fight. Typical, I fail without even trying yet again.

Illuminator · 07-12-2008, 12:01 PM

GoogleUpdate.exe? realsched.exe? You gotta get pickier about what you allow to run at startup.

SacDaddy · 07-12-2008, 05:31 PM

alvarez · 07-12-2008, 05:44 PM

i'd like you to stop fucking posting on eq2flames unless your wife fucks somebody else again.

SacDaddy · 07-12-2008, 11:01 PM

HaloChaos · 07-13-2008, 12:28 AM

And this is the result of well, being me in general. With that system above, this is the performance I get in EQ, freshly reset computer, opening EQ2 first thing. I even took some things out of the Processes to lighten the load like Google and Youtube updaters.

This is further proof that I live in Failure. It seeps from my very being, and it is well, who I am.

CatpantsMcStabby · 07-13-2008, 01:17 AM

I can see at least 6 ID's you can kill right away. You don't need punkbuster or Google updater to run Eq2. Anything in that list that's running at 4mb+ needs to go, be updated, or "fixed".

I've got 52 processes running w/eq2 currently, and only trillian, Winamp, Firefox, Zone Alarm, and Norton are 5mb+ out of those 52. Go into start up, and delete that crap you don't need, or reboot immediately before playing Eq2.

mandark1967 · 07-13-2008, 01:22 AM

1 - Stop pissing and moaning about how fucked up your life is. It does not make anyone feel compassion, just pity and revulsion.

2. Uninstall all the shit programs that are taking up system resources that would best be used by EQ2. Use msconfig to stop those damn processes from starting when you boot up. Which do you use more often? google update or EQ2?

3. Use Adaware and Spybot Search & Destroy to identify and clean the malware that is likely on your computer and scan for viruses

4. Get another GB of RAM

Elywin · 07-13-2008, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by HaloChaos

Sucking when you do not have the tools to be successful in life is bad enought. But their is a special place in the realm of failures for losing when you have been given everything - everything that you needed in life to win and be successful.

Such is the story of my life - having an easy life and fucking it up .. I've made it into an art form. Here is an example.

These are the stats of my computer:

System Useage:

Tell me, why with those stats it takes Everquest 2 4 Minutes and 27 Seconds from when I click play to when the game starts to load up?

These are the processes that the computer runs while EQ is loading.

Total Processes: Approx. 271,878 K, or 271.878 MB. I have 2gb of Ram, 271 should be nothing to the power of my Random Access Memory, or even my Page file. (which is set at 2-3 gigs about)

It gets worse, my in game performance can sometimes be alright, a good 17-20 FPS no matter what settings I'm on from Balanced to Raid, to GARBAGE, 1-5 FPS again from Balanced settings to my Raid Settings. How the fuck am I going to have adult Roleplay at 1-5 FPS. Thats just going to result in mistells and embarressment to whatever female charrie I'm pretending to have Shintou have sex with. What female, Mangina or realgina would want to be caught with this loser.. think about it.

Not to mention that I go LD at the most opptune times, be it a girl actually saying Shintou is good for the fuck or I actually get a group. I have Cable Internet at the hotel I live in.

Will post proof of such in a moment. This is the epitome of failure. I have a good computer, yet my Internet is so, so fucking slow. I use Zonealarm Fire walls but I do not believe it is effecting performance, but more then likely I'm as wrong as me actually being successful at life.

thats great shintou