Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
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(Chapter 3)
BLAM!!!! A crash of thunder filled the air, and everyone fell silent. Without warning a tall, sexy man had fallen from the sky. His hair long and golden, his nose blue and bumpy, yet still sexy, he stood before them, with no pants and a 14 inch penis, dangling back and forth.
"It is Time for Breakfast and Ass-Kicking" Bellowed Sorbic-The-Stud, in a deep, commanding voice. It was clear that this man was serious, and would stop at nothing to get breakfast. Zerr-Fart was also hungry and picked up a small piece of the eggs on Ghalon-Ballz's Chest. After sniffing a few times, he ate the eggs and promptly died.
Sorbic-The-Stud took notice of the death of Zerr-Fart, and a furious rage filled within his tummy. "What Treacheryy is this!" He screamed! Random words vomited forth from his mouth, and swirling energies envelloped the Stud. Lightning strikes painted the blackened sky, and dark clouds closed in upon our group. When the mists clamed.... a new vision of the stud could be seen..... a powered up stud who had somehow grown nearly double in size! Sorbic-The-Stud was now wielding a Battle Axe and prepared to chop poor little Schleb-Dong in half. Suddenly, Nymph-Emo logged onto Sorbic from another planet, through some kind of telekenetic bond, and Sorbic-The-Stud dissapeared. Where he stood only a piece of paper remained. The paper read :"BANNED".
........ Next Chapter:Laalon-Taint trains Schleb-Dong how to fight back.......
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