Iggy

its a video... click on it

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Zerr

Hi did ghalon produce this? YouTube - Rapcat Music Video - Rap cat

maria

this story rules, i wanna be sorbic's bitch tho crab

Crabbok

:::::::::::Enter the Laalon-Taint::::::::::
(Chapter 4)

"Mmmmm, this is good pizza!", said Schleb-Dong, as he picked up his third slice. Geronimo's Pizza House made the best pizza in town. It had been nearly a month since the banning of Sorbic-The-Stud, and Schleb was starting to move on with his life, but he knew things would never be the same. So now, it was Friday, and every friday Schleb-Dong ate pizza and then took a bath in syrup. Being made of pancakes and all, syrup was good for his batter. The rest of the evening was peacefull for Schleb. It woudl be his last peacefull evening for a long time.

Saturday morning there was a knock on the door. Schleb-Dong opened the door to find a short gnome with a lareg nose and curvy round breasts standing before him. She has tightly knit black hair and a Trapper Keeper in her left hand. Her Maria-Vag-Face and when she spoke, her mouth appeared to be a sideways Vagina, wrinkly, wide, hairless and clean-smelling.
"Are you responsible for the banning of my fluffy poohs?" she asked.

"Fluffy Poohs?" replied the pancake boy, confused and strangely aroused at the speaking vagina, and how it appeared to have no sand in it at all.

"You killed my Sorbic-The-Stud and now you shall DIE!" shouted the gnome! She pulled out a whiffle ball bat coated in ketchup and proceeded to smack schelb-Dong over the head with it. Cries of pain coudl be heard for miles away, and schleb-dong surely would have died had Maria-Vag-Face not gotten bored. She prompty quit the bashing and went home to play World of Whorecraft on her computer.

Schellebrt was found an hour later on the floor, broken and crying, by a man known to few as Brailyn-Cocksucker-Caller.
"...what the hell are you doing on my floor, you Cocksucker!?" yelled Brailyn-Cocksucker-Caller.

"He's waiting for ME!" replied Laalon-Taint. Laalon-Taint was clad in a white robe and wore one of those beer hats that has 2 cans on the left and right and straws so you can drink beer from your hat while you are at work.

After a lengthy conversation, Laalon-Taint helped Schleb-Dong to his feet and noticed he had no penis left after it had been bitten off. Laalon-Taint decided to bring Shleb-Dong out to the woods for some hardcore punchdance training. Schleb-Dong died at the end of 3 months of hard training when a bear smelled the syruppy menstruation that only pancake men can let off once a month.

......Next Chapter: Laalon-Taint Vs. Rigo-Taco : A test of might.......

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Laalon

LOL @ "Cocksucker-Caller".

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Rinion

What inspired this?

btw. why is Goku's special attack named after a line of Hawiian kings?

Kamehameha!

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"Before one can identify anything as "gray", one has to know what is black and what is white. In the field of morality, this means that one must first identify what is good and what is evil. And when a man has ascertained that one alternative is good and the other evil, he has no justification for choosing a mixture. " Ayn Rand

Laalon

Isn't that what Jack Black's character said in "Saving Silverman"?

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Brailyn

I sure do call people cocksuckers

starzhbo911

As an advocate of the "Peanut butter Pancake Sisterhood" I would like to inform everyone that not all pancakes have penises, especially not peanut butter pancakes. I find this story absolutely offensive.

dubbers

next chapter plz