dubbers

and selling you tacos

Schlebbert

Crabbok is a cock loving Microwave.

Crabbok

:::::::::Enter the Kangaroo Gang::::::::::
(Chapter 6)

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, Crabbok, the cock loving Microwave was out and about searching for the Enron Crystal, an artifact even more powerful than the matron's heart. Legend says that the Enron Crystal, if insterted into your rectum, is capable of turning anyone into an ogre permanently.
While searching the candycane forest, Crabbok heard whipsering in the woods. A gang of undead kangaroos had risen from the earth, and was rising up all around him. Out of the ground sprung forth a small army of zombified marsupials. Their leader wore George Washington style wig, and a monocle. He spoke excellent english. His first words would echo through Crabbok's mind for many years....
"You Fail......"

Crabbok had no choice but to flee. He ran out of the forest, and swam through the sea of gummy-gummy gum drops, and arrived at the shores of Hong Dong, a bustling city of commerce and trade. Making his way into the heart of the city, Crabbok sought the aid of Nymp-emo the sage, only to find out that Nymp-emo was indeed a transexual, with three eyes and 4 arms, and a poster of Sorbic-the-Stud on the wall.

"QQ" spoke Nymph-emo. Crabbok seemed puzzled. Just then, the thumping sound of kangaroo feet coudl be heard as them smashed into buildings nearby. The Kangaroos had followed crabbok to Hong-Dong. He decided that he must face them. Opening the door, crabbok equipped his nunchucks, and stepped outside for the final showdown. What happened next would defy all imagination....


.............Next Chapter: BOOM!.............

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Crabbok

:::::::::::::BOOM!:::::::::::::
(Chapter 7)

"Allow me to enchant those nunchucks for you Crabbok", spoke Darth-Spudz. Darth Spudz had the look of a potato, wearing a darth Vader Costume. he grasped Crabboks chucks, causing them to glow. He then pulled out a lightsaber, and ignited it. A crackling screech rippled through the air as a bright red blade of light glowed brightly from the saber. Crabbok, the cockloving Microwave, and Darth-Spudz were ready to do battle with the army of undead Kangaroos.

BOOM!!!

A rock lobster, being ridden by a small elf smoking a penis-shaped Cigar, bursted through a wall, killing 4 kangaroos, and interrupting the moment. The rider was Brailyn the CockSucker-Caller. He jumped off his lobster mount, withdrew his shotgun from his ass, cocked it, and screamed "It's Roo-Splattering Time!"

The roo's gritted their teeth as they summoned 5 giant mechanical Kangaroos from the sky. These new Giant Kangaroos were metallic and each painted a different color. one by one, the roo's jumped up to small doorways and hatches, allowing them inside these giant metallic monsters, and once inside they began to pilot them.

2 of the machines transformed to form legs, 2 became arms, one formed a body, and then an evil, blue eyed Head sprouted forth from the last one.

They had become Kangatron, Defender of the Roo-niverse.


........Next Chapter: An Unlikely Sacrifice............

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Laalon

LOL

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Rinion

yes! lawls for all! definatly LOL material. almost started laughing at work.

however nymphy would not say QQ, s/he would say something like crabbok you are not kioysan because you don't know what kioysan means, and I will not tell you the meaning of kioysan.

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"Before one can identify anything as "gray", one has to know what is black and what is white. In the field of morality, this means that one must first identify what is good and what is evil. And when a man has ascertained that one alternative is good and the other evil, he has no justification for choosing a mixture. " Ayn Rand

Vydar

Where's chapter 8?

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Zinh

omg chapter 8 plz

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dubbers

omg crabbok,you should go into the writing buisness!

Rinion

neg. alot of inside jokes here that are only funny becaue we know these people.

this story would not sell.

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"Before one can identify anything as "gray", one has to know what is black and what is white. In the field of morality, this means that one must first identify what is good and what is evil. And when a man has ascertained that one alternative is good and the other evil, he has no justification for choosing a mixture. " Ayn Rand