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07-01-2008, 11:28 AM
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Poopiepants
Character: Crabbok
Guild: Ethereal Legacy
Server: Bazaar
Posts: 2,242
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The Man, Made of Pancakes
Born in an Aunt Jemima factory in 1923, Schleb-Dong was the first of his kind. His body was made of Pancake Batter. He knew he was male, because he had a breakfast sausage where his penis should be. He could not find any clothing to fit him, so young Schleb-Dong did what any young pancake-boy would do, he tossed himself in a frying pan for 1 minute on each side.
Now with a sexy, golden-Brown appearance, Schleb-Dong made his way into the world. He met Zer-Fart, who was a rat, that walked upright like a man, and carried a frozen pair of breasts in his backpack.
"What's in your backpack?" Asked Schleb-Dong. Zerr-Fart did not reply, because he was not yet able to speak. Instead, Zerr jumped on Schleb-Dong and bit off his sausage-penis. Schleb-Dong cried Tears of maple syrup for an hour.
....... Then the Wizard came.......
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07-01-2008, 12:14 PM
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Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fuck!
Character: Laalon
Guild: Desolation
Server: Crushbone
Posts: 1,848
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
/confused....
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07-01-2008, 12:24 PM
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Character: Areubleedin
Guild: Retired
Posts: 55
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
You need to puff puff pass that shit your smokin dude. 
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07-01-2008, 01:21 PM
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Bazaar Slut
Character: Randomme Pocket Dr00d
Guild: Ethereal Legacy
Server: The Bazaar
Posts: 16
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
Crabbok, for once you are actually making sense....
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07-01-2008, 02:21 PM
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The Bazaar - Best geared noobs
Character: Nukesta (Ignateus-retired)
Guild: Darknessfalls
Server: The Bazaar
Posts: 212
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
Wheres chapter 2 ??
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07-01-2008, 02:46 PM
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Poopiepants
Character: Crabbok
Guild: Ethereal Legacy
Server: Bazaar
Posts: 2,242
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
::::::::The Wizard Arrives::::::::
(Chapter 2)
"Rapscallions and Vagabonds!", shouted Ghalon-Ballz, the dark skinned Mage of Plasma and Feces. "I shall cover you all with diapers from the abyss!". Ghalon-Ballz raised his fists, and a small green glow coudl be seen from behind his eyes.
It was at this moment that Schleb-Dong felt something he had never felt before: True Courage. Leaping to his cake-like feet, Schleb-Dong dove at the Ghalon-Ballz with the speed of a Religiously crazed mantis. He knocked the mage to the ground with a loud THUD, interrupting the necromantic spell of diaper summoning. Ghalon-Ballz's eyes remained closed, and it appeared that he was unconcious.
Schleb-Dong took this opportunity to attempt to poop on Ghalon-Ballz. Bending slightly from the waist, a tiny butt hole appeared as the yellow appearance of scrambled eggs poured out of his ass, dumping all over Ghalon's chest. Zerr-Fart grabbed a movie camera.
................Then Sorbic-The-Stud showed up........
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07-01-2008, 04:21 PM
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Really nice person. I swear
Character: Sorbic
Guild: TardForce 2007
Server: Buy now Sell later
Posts: 157
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
Hmm....After carefull thinking, I must tell you this. If i get eggs shit on me imma be kinda sad panda  |
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07-01-2008, 05:41 PM
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Pimpin' ain't easy
Character: Ghalon
Guild: Desolation
Server: CB
Posts: 352
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
wtf?
im lost whats the purpose of this
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07-01-2008, 05:48 PM
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Character: Schlebbert
Guild: Desolation
Server: Crushbone
Posts: 55
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Re: The Man, Made of Pancakes
Bravo!
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