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Old 09-29-2008, 11:34 AM  
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Default Zombie chicks can love?

You are a zombie, some sort of zombie leader. You are crawling away from some unknown enemy, leading all of your fellow zombies to freedom. A long haired female zombie crawling behind you says "I love you!" to you. YOu are somewhat disgusted with her, and pull out a shotgun and shoot her in the mouth. Half of her teeth are gone, and she says "I love you, even though you shot me in the mouth!"

You look to some of the other guy zombies and make fun of her. They laugh at how lame she is for loving you even though she just got shot in the mouth. You can see that she is visibly hurt, and no longer loves you. Now suddenly you wish she still did love you... as you now only desire her affections because you cannot have it.
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:55 AM  
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:58 AM  
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What would you do? help her find her missing teeth? Try to win her back over?
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:05 PM  
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What would you do? help her find her missing teeth? Try to win her back over?
shoot her again to end the pain!
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:04 PM  
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What would you do? help her find her missing teeth? Try to win her back over?
Kill some guy zombies, sew their dicks on myself for triple or quadruple the fun, and then explain to her that if she really loved me, she would use that new found room in her mouth on my new found appendages all at once.

Oh, and if she was really disgusting, go kill and skin some live chick and then make the zombie girl wear the skin.

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Old 09-30-2008, 05:38 AM  
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This can never happen. Zombies themselves have no actual function process other than survival, which is to eat.
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Old 09-30-2008, 06:33 AM  
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Hmm.. crazies zombie chicks i seen waz sum feened-out baseheads in dis crak dungeon in south chi hoes luv ya wit a quikness just give bitch a rock!
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:01 AM  
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Hmm.. crazies zombie chicks i seen waz sum feened-out baseheads in dis crak dungeon in south chi hoes luv ya wit a quikness just give bitch a rock!
Can someone who understands this re-type it out in English?
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:36 AM  
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He gave a woman drugs and she gave him sex.
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:49 AM  
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Damm Crabbok you must REALLY be bored at work! Fortune out sick today and no one to bait into amusing you for hours?
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