Dyrr

Well, lately I've been thinking about eggs. I mean they come out
of a chicken's vagina.. so I like them and try to eat them but every
time I get them near my mouth I'm like omg!! this is from a chicken
vagina!!

So after those thoughts I was thinking perhaps God is like laughin
He's like up there saying I've a great idear!! I'm gunna make them
eat food from a woman's vagy... tee hee...

So furthermore... I been thinkin God's not right in His head.

He has stated he cannot view sin. And since mankind is full of
sin he has his back turned to us constantly and forever...
So who is actually watchin over us poor humans??

Wolfppo

Ummm Ummm .......nm

Naelya

hmmmmm.....

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Blueberry

Eggs come out of the chickens ass, cuz its the same hole as its vagina!

Dillin

If you cut the asshole out and fry it up in a little butter... it tastes like eggs.

Drifter

No one.

Randomme

Sure, maybe God has a sense of humor for having us eat food from a chicken's ass/vag... Buuuut... Who was the guy with the great idea to eat the first thing that came out of there? I bet he was a pretty funny guy too.

And Darb, if you say that someone's not right in the head, I believe you... I mean, who better to know than you, right? But where does this all tie in? What do eggs have to do with my sanity and salvation? I'm scared, Darby. Scared, indeed.

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logix

God sounds like Larry the Cable Guy.

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Strago

if that's the case then fuck god. larry the cable guy (faggot doesn't deserve capitalization tbh) should stick his remington magnum in his fuckin mouth and munch bullets as a chaser to the 12pk of busch beer he's got in his trailer's mini-fridge.

logix

I always saw him as more of a Keystone light kinda hillbilly. I agree though, I can't stand his shit it's not funny at all it's pathetic.

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