Zarina

so the other day i was bored
so i pulled out my suitcase of electronic wonders
and no, it's not what you think
anyhow i had an old playstation in there
and i'm like, cool! I haven't played this in years! I wonder if it still works?
so i hooked it up
and put in my old favorite game, crash bandicoot!
and I loaded the first level
and said "WTF? I used to play this fucked up shit and was actually good at it?"
so I turned it off and shoved it back into my suitcase of electronic wonders.

THE END.

TogeLrone

When I think about you I touch myself

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TogeLrone

An sometimes I wet myself

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TogeLrone

But seriously ppl, it really does burn when I pee

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TogeLrone

Does my ass look big in these pants though?

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TogeLrone

Woh Woh Woh, Michael Jackson is a guy?

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TogeLrone

And he was originally black?

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TogeLrone

Actually, is George W. Bush still president?

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TogeLrone

Ok ppl wake the fuck up!!!!! Post some shit!!!

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TogeLrone

Mostly because if these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane don't motherfuckin die, I'm gonna motherfuckin kill somebody!!!!

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