Delusion of Blackburrow
Sick of the same, old formulaic raid guild? Tired of "raid guilds" that don't want to talk to you unless you swear in e-blood that you will be available to do the raid leader's bidding 24x7? Does you ass get tired sitting on it 5 nights/week for 4 or 5 hours while some adolescent douchebag on a power trip tries to compensate for an eeny-weeny e-peen and his crappy job flipping burgers by yelling at mature adults because the strategy he got watching videos on YouTube doesn't seem to be getting Overking killed?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Delusion might be the guild for you. Delusion was recently formed by experienced raiders who want to share good times with friends, while working their way through RoK content on a schedule that's family friendly and doesn't make our butts numb. Raids will be scheduled for weeknights-only to accomodate our friends on both coasts and leave weekends free for questing or, gasp, doing things other than playing EQ (for those of you who can't grasp that concept, please moving along.. nothing more to see here).
The guild's founders have already been through all of T1 and most of T2 content and would like to move on through the rest of the zones with people who don't need ego trips and tantrums. If you want to experience succesful raiding with skilled players in RoK, without the need to feel like you have to ignore your kids, call-in to work, or never have the chance to work on your epic quest, help out friends, or just take a night to chill out and watch a movie with your new Burynai teddy bear, then lets talk.
Recruiting Requirements
Level: 75+
Server: Blackburrow
Classes: All (for now)
Raid Schedule: Mon, Thur (9-12 eastern) additional raid night to follow, based on popular demand, attendance, phase of the moon, whether we get any new TV shows this seasons, the mating habits of norwegian salmon, and whatever my magic 8-ball says.
Qualifications: We're not looking for "l33t dEwdZ". In fact, if you're friggin uber, we don't want you. You're gonna be a pain in my ass because you're gonna bitch that betty-lou isn't parsing high enough on her troub, or we're not progressive fast enough, or some other stupid "l33t" shit like that. You have 20 pages of uber guilds here. If I'm supposed to believe that the parse is gonna tell me the size of your dick, you're delusional. We're Delusion, we're not like that.
We want your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Give me the exceptionally average... the pillars of mediocrity.. the kids that didn't make it in Lake Wobegan! Uncle Cent wants YOU! Not your stupid-ass friend that thinks your whole worth in life is whether you cleared VP before they changed it.
Contact: PM me here.. or blackburrow.centrist, blackburrow.gallothrix, or blackburrow.cabana. If none of us are online, it means we're out getting drunk with women of questionable moral fiber and aren't worrying about who killed what when.
Delusion is recruiting! (what? who's that? Another one? Sheesh.)
*snickers*
