Lord Pantz

Die.

kkthx.

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Tholar

so cold

Gesari

/comfort Tholar

It's okay. Pantz is just so insecure. I mean, wouldn't you be if you were a kerra? Gayest race ever. Just as gay a concept as the rats, but at least they look half decent sometimes.

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ItsChickie

Must be that time of the mouth for Pantz

ItsChickie

Ohh and its all about the female Wood Elf FTW

Choadley

Male Woodelves are pedophiles. It's true.

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Wow, Scoundril. I figured a fellow rat would have my back. I might have to duel you on EFP docks again. This time I might use CA's instead of lagging and dying...Rofl.

Oh yeah. I can settle this argument between Kerras and Dark Elves. Both races are tranny noobs. Roll a ratonga so you know what its like to have balls instead of have balls in your mouth...Lol. (I wish I knew if what I just said was against some rules....oh well.)

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Scoundril

Can I use more than thugs this time? =)

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Gesari

Okay no. Just no. You're bringing dick size into this. Aside from the fact that if we were to actually go there, you'd lose, considering both Kerras and Delfs have dicks bigger than your actual bodies, the whole point is just wrong. Sounds like you're compensating for something

By the way...Wood Elf males do look like pedophiles, but High Elves look like they're being sodomized in a very uncomfortable manner. Barbarians, Ogres, and Trolls actually ARE compensating for something, Rats and cats automatically lose due to the fur, whiskers, and tails, not to mention the sewer affinity for the rats. Erudites just don't even count in this conversation. Humans are gay, because honestly, who plays a fantasy MMO to be a human? Half Elves are gayER because they're a cross between humans (gay) and wood/high elves (pedophiles/sodomaniacs). Fae/Arasai are a fucking joke, with their wings and bags of pixie dust. Frogs fail, once again, due to the sewage affinities, as well as the fact that they happen to be frogs. You can rule gnomes out on account of the fact that they have noses that are bigger than the head of the Axe of Natural Order, and the fucking glasses that they wear are in no way cool and/or amusing. Just gay. (Which is another reason Ratongas are also a terrible race.) Dwarves...well...their women can be confused with their men, and that's just wrong. Iksar/Sarnak are cool, you know, scaled for her pleasure and all, but they are also ruled out on account of Iksar women actually posessing concave chests, and Sarnak heads are so incredibly overproportioned it makes me think of barbie and her breasts. Think I'm wrong? Look at how fucking hunched over they are.


This leaves us with Dark Elves and Halflings. Halflings are cool because, well, let's face it, they're short dudes who like to hang around, get drunk, and fuck bitches, and that's awesome. And aside from Dark Elves just being the best looking race ever, the whole race is pretty bad ass, and totally lends itself to the brigand class.

In either case, if you want to play a bad ass race, go with either a Dark Elf or a Halfling. You can't go wrong.

EDIT: Btw, Dark Elf racials ftmfw.

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Orochan

Rats > cats.

I dun even count DE's tbh.

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