LFG

I think she means something more like this:

"I laugh as you try and cast Thugs on me, and in successive bursts, I reflect them back on you and charm them while I watch your eyes grow wide with fright as they tear off your outfit and restrain you, nude, while you watch me open my robe and unleash my throbbing Staff of Life."

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Tokamak

Pantz can we ban this random filthmonger from the brig boards please?

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Lord Pantz

Sorry in the welcome sticky thread I encouraged roleplaying. I fear I have brought this doom upon us.

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Choadley

Damn you for this! rofl

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kyros

but isn't there something in the site rules about pornographic material?

Izzdar

I think it said something along the lines of porn is not only tolerated its expected. Which is one of the reasons im here.

Ardant

wow, yall are fucked up.... Btw only pussies do lunch with a women, its like the biggest cock block you can do....

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Sirren

You watch too many movies :-)

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Kithicor

"The villainy you teach me, I will execute,
and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction."

-William Shakespeare

Gesari

I saw this quote and couldn't resist copy/pasting this.....



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?