There was this one time...
When I thought bananas were so cool, but then I was introduced into apple pies by my hero psykil...
Then my hero made my heart feel so empty cause he said he forgot about me and I cried and felt so lonely.
Then I had some pepsi flavored slash cherry maybe vanilly flavored with bacardi drink when I got home.
After a couple hours of drinking a liter and tons of bacardi mix, I started getting all drunkish...
And then I started thinking how much I cared for this human beserker who is a leader of my guild...
And cause i'm a crazy woman in a guild who I love and adore I start to think OMG i'm such a crazy slut cause my favorite beserker ignores my tells maybe I am a crazy slut and just maybe I should go OMG I see a mother in the opposing forces who needs a swift punch in the vagina ALL because LFG disqualified us in the uberguild tourmanent....
/love you psykil even though you have me on ignore
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