Dispatch Macro's

Izzdar · 05-21-2007, 05:38 PM

I am curious what off color dispatch macros people may have. I have some that have got me praised and others that got me kicked from pick up groups.

Why be politically correct when you can be funny?

Johnathon · 05-23-2007, 11:50 AM

I say "Dispatch In" on vent when i put dispatch up.

People respond better to it.. now i've gotten a little rivalry with the guild swashie who wants me to say "Dispatch In Bitches"... so i told him i'd do it once if he'd beat me on the parse (only rangers usually beat me on a regular basis).. next fight he won.. so i said it... =)

Gonna up it to 3 fights in a row to give him a reason to maximize dps =))

Lord Pantz · 05-23-2007, 12:02 PM

mine varies but its synched to go off in group, and in raid chat and my only other requirements is it has to mention 17.5 seconds and the word pants.

MeridianR · 05-23-2007, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnathon

I say "Dispatch In" on vent when i put dispatch up.

People respond better to it.. now i've gotten a little rivalry with the guild swashie who wants me to say "Dispatch In Bitches"... so i told him i'd do it once if he'd beat me on the parse (only rangers usually beat me on a regular basis).. next fight he won.. so i said it... =)

Gonna up it to 3 fights in a row to give him a reason to maximize dps =))

I wish I could beat my fucking Swashie - even parsing upwards of 2500 on fucking trash in EH I lose

AdaM pErSOn · 05-23-2007, 03:14 PM

Dispatch bitches. SUCK -( %t )- cock dry. Is my pvp macro.

Dispatch 13 Seconds dps %t.

Ninibi · 05-29-2007, 02:10 PM

I like the "Dispatch for Hire" idea.

Zykdous · 04-29-2009, 02:13 PM

I think it's very important that the raid force knows you're dispatching, so I make my dispatch go to all the following channels:
Raid
Say
Group
Shout
Ooc
Guild
70-79
emote

I even considered tying in a tell to everyone in the raid force.

DrunkDuck · 04-29-2009, 02:22 PM

70-79? lol

I usually say dispatched %T NOW for 17.1 secs.

Need to think of something more amusing :p

Zykdous · 04-29-2009, 02:32 PM

Oh, and teh guild parse channel also gets an update

Johnathon · 04-29-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zykdous

I think it's very important that the raid force knows you're dispatching, so I make my dispatch go to all the following channels:
Raid
Say
Group
Shout
Ooc
Guild
70-79
emote

I even considered tying in a tell to everyone in the raid force.

I'm going to make a special macro for this to screw with people just once during raids.. LMAO..