I'm prepared to get flamed... - Page 2

LFG · 04-15-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ily

LFG, I think you're a dick for never having to have your name changed.

How the fuck does Bish last this long and Buebs gets the axe so to speak?

I am bitter.

It's because I'm such a cute and friendly Gnome.

See for yourself:

Chumann · 04-15-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlamebait

"ohh my you have a huge horn! I'm not sure it's gonna fit."

I pull out a chamois cloth and spit on your horn and start to polish it.

Oh ya baby, just like that. I begin to rub my horn on your wrinkled legs whilst thinking of your younger, hotter kin, Ashley. But OH NOEZ! A spaceship has come into orbit and begins to pull me up with their tractor beam!

Phlamebait · 04-15-2008, 07:08 PM

I pull out my dildo and rip the Energizer Bunny that is glued to the bottom of it from years and years of pussy crusties, and place it in the beam in your stead. I look up to see my faithfull bunny waving goodbye. "by Bunny", I cry with a tear in my eye.

I start petting my big brown beaver...

Ily · 04-15-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFG

It's because I'm such a cute and friendly Gnome.

Buebs was hot tho!
The pouty, brooding big breasted human type.
The kind that looks good in soga even, unlike Ily who looks like a hippy crackhead elf in soga.

Drey · 04-15-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chumann

Oh ya baby, just like that. I begin to rub my horn on your wrinkled legs whilst thinking of your younger, hotter kin, Ashley. But OH NOEZ! A spaceship has come into orbit and begins to pull me up with their tractor beam!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlamebait

I pull out my dildo and rip the Energizer Bunny that is glued to the bottom of it from years and years of pussy crusties, and place it in the beam in your stead. I look up to see my faithfull bunny waving goodbye. "by Bunny", I cry with a tear in my eye.

I start petting my big brown beaver...

*smacks Shovat** go way! You need stop taking the pron from me

*eat popcorn faster** I think this going to be a quickie

that beaver got teeth? or no???

Gesari · 04-15-2008, 08:09 PM

Normally I have to pay for this kind of action.

Henladar Bloodheart · 04-15-2008, 08:25 PM

...
Seriously?

Henladar Bloodheart · 04-15-2008, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ily

Buebs was hot tho!
The pouty, brooding big breasted human type.
The kind that looks good in soga even, unlike Ily who looks like a hippy crackhead elf in soga.

You really have to piss a lot of people off or piss one person with connections of some sort to get your name changed....

Hell... when fae's first came out... I made one called Faegot. I'd just log in and talk in OOC and get tells that I was getting reported... motherfucker was still in a guild with the same name when I quit this past September.

Phlamebait · 04-15-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Drey

that beaver got teeth? or no???

All beaver got teeth, no matter how soft and juicy they are!

Loudness · 04-15-2008, 10:24 PM

i petitioned brigand to have his named changed.

fact

not really fucker