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Originally Posted by Doomey
At least 13 year olds can construct a paragraph that isn't one long run-on sentence. Calling people stupid when you type like that just makes you look retarded.
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Nonsense, it just needs a little help from our friend, Jane Austin.
"My beloved friends and Everquest II family,
I end my visit with regrets that the Miss.Karmalina and her friends have treated me so very poorly.
I find it implausible that Miss.Karmalina might have sufficient personal knowledge of my quiet character to have passed such erroneous and biased judgment upon me. Before this day, we have not had even the shortest conversation, merely passing on the street but once or twice.
I must say that, at the time of recognizing her upon the street, I found myself in observance of a curious awkwardness in her gait. I later presumed this the result of an unfortunate lodging of one gentleman's shoe in the recesses of her dress.
It is with regret that I inform you all that Miss. Karmalina will not amount to much in the way of marriage. It is sad indeed that she will not find herself accessible to the lofty heights such as I have achieved for myself. You should know that I have married for 20,000£ a year and want for nothing.
I bid farewell to you, Butcherblock, Miss. Karmalina, and her oft viewed hindquarters. I regret not having been witness to the stir over her oft viewed bosom.
It should be known that I will not attempt to contact her or recognize her in any social setting, as it is beneath me. I believe there is a young man of low breeding she may find suited to herself, and I have taken the liberty of recommending her to his family.
With regard,
Her Esteemed Ladyship,
Mrs. MB"
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