Nektulos-Tuor

I wonder if I could brighten your days a little by telling you a little story about a grasshopper.

One day this level 70 grasshopper bought a expansion called "Rise of K00nark", He quickly traveled to the docks, wondering what this far away, new land could bring him! The First thing he noticed was alot of necromancers and conjurors around,

Grasshopper: Hehe Wow I wonder what they are doing!

So the little grasshopper started picking up quests.. he barley did any quests in T7, T8 seems so strange.. so he does the quest, and loe behold, he gains 2% exp!.. so when he turns them in again.. the same NPCs are offering.... yet again.. more quests! "why is this?" says the grasshopper, so after about an hour of questing, he went to Pharm.

Monster: yar I am a monster!

Grasshopper: stfu and lern2fwight! *he says boldly!*

Monster begins hitting on the grasshopper instantly for 16% of his health per hit.

Grasshopper: ... wow your badass? why cant I hit you? I was able to solo ^^^ heroic's in EoF... and they dropped more stuff!!

Monster: Sorry, but us ROK mobs are just cool like that man, questing is the real shit now!

Grasshopper: man.. why should I do quests? Questz are fer furys!

Monster: Well sorry! thats the only rewards your going to have until your level 80, good luck, and thanks for buying RoK!

Grasshopper: oh.. stfu.. *finally kills the monster...*

Monster rewards grasshopper with 0.05% exp.

Wow? so I have to kill 2000 Monsters to level? :P brb anyways, Ill put more later!

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How Dare you Nerf my Uber SIG!

Nektulos-Tuor

I wonder if I could brighten your days a little by telling you a little story about a grasshopper.

One day this level 70 grasshopper bought a expansion called "Rise of K00nark", He quickly traveled to the docks, wondering what this far away, new land could bring him! The First thing he noticed was alot of necromancers and conjurors around,

Grasshopper: Hehe Wow I wonder what they are doing!

So the little grasshopper started picking up quests.. he barley did any quests in T7, T8 seems so strange.. so he does the quest, and loe behold, he gains 2% exp!.. so when he turns them in again.. the same NPCs are offering.... yet again.. more quests! "why is this?" says the grasshopper, so after about an hour of questing, he went to Pharm.

Monster: yar I am a monster!

Grasshopper: stfu and lern2fwight! *he says boldly!*

Monster begins hitting on the grasshopper instantly for 16% of his health per hit.

Grasshopper: ... wow your badass? why cant I hit you? I was able to solo ^^^ heroic's in EoF... and they dropped more stuff!!

Monster: Sorry, but us ROK mobs are just cool like that man, questing is the real shit now!

Grasshopper: man.. why should I do quests? Questz are fer furys!

Monster: Well sorry! thats the only rewards your going to have until your level 80, good luck, and thanks for buying RoK!

Grasshopper: oh.. stfu.. *finally kills the monster...*

Monster rewards grasshopper with 0.05% exp.

Wow? so I have to kill 2000 Monsters to level? :P brb anyways, Ill put more later!

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How Dare you Nerf my Uber SIG!

LFG

Don't start a post like this in the top section again or I will be angry at you for wasting my time.

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Cuz

Seems like a general gameplay complaint to me.

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Ralalron

Haha.
Your retardation makes me laugh.

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Firesys

this story is quite possibly the most amazing piece of literature on the planet.

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JAime

I thought it had a good point..

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Paperclip

This post is exactly where it should be.

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Calbiyum

Merged both threads which were same OP.

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Laodaron

I'm pleased with the first installment. Its why my main is retired at the KP docks at level 70.