Re: LFG fantasies
I have always had the fantasy that LFG was my older brother. I grew up with the creulest of women as my sister. She used to make me sit indian style on the ground then make me bend my head down and kiss the dirt while she sat on my back. But LFG would be different, he would bring me to Baskin Robbins and say "Little bro, pick whatever flavor you want!" I would then pick the clown shaped ice cream that sits on a cookie, he would then sit across the table from me while I ate my clown, he would eat his manly 3 scoop butterscotch like a pro. He would then say to me "Little bro you are awesome" to which I would reply "T'anks big bwo I tink u r awsume too!"! Alas, that will never happen and my childhood is forever scarred.
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God, please forgive me. I will not drink anymore... or any less.
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