I'm sure most of you have seen my last failed attempt to construct anything remotely resembling a human thought. If not here they are (
http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard...ab-server.html ) and (
http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard/19515-hexus.html ). Let me take you back to that fateful day that I became a retard.
It was day 2 of bingeing on qualudes and the awful stench of ashtray smelling hookers was taking its toll. Four A.M. rolls around and the coke I bought from my parents in the trailer beside me was wearing off and I only sought revenge.
A year ago I had a wife that would beat me before she would go to work at walmart as a door greeter. A guy named Hexus would drive her home from work in his brand new mustang convertible and the jealousy would set in. I became furious with her love affair with Hexus and until Jagerr joined in, I thought it could be fixed. They would poke fun at me and make me fetch the cardboard for the D.P. they would use on my wife. When they walked in on me AC slatering a massive duece and laughed, but I thought that I was supposed to pee seated. That moment was the last straw for me. I got up and packed my New Kids on the Block pajamas and told her goodbye. I gave my self a good wipe and on I went, swearing that revenge would one day be mine.
Here is a picture of my character in game that I that I try to cyboyz with
Mordous - How to be a retard
