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  1. #4361
    If you didn't cyber with Nyax, you probably paid too much.
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    Default Re: Official Calbiyum Spam Post

    Back to the cellar wench!

    If he/she wants some nyax cyborz there is plenty to go around!
    Rothrek Is My Cum Gargling Bukakke Queen.

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    Default Re: Official Calbiyum Spam Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Nyax View Post
    Back to the cellar wench!

    If he/she wants some nyax cyborz there is plenty to go around!
    I'm assuming you've read the Legend of Bloodninja?

  3. #4363
    If you didn't cyber with Nyax, you probably paid too much.
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    Nope.
    Rothrek Is My Cum Gargling Bukakke Queen.

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    These are all over the net, a few of the highlights from old school cyber.


    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?

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    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: ****** am I hard now.

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    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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    If you didn't cyber with Nyax, you probably paid too much.
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    ah! I FUCKING TOLD YOU ADDEE!!!!

    Cock of the Infinite.

    BLAM! i knew i didn't make that shit up.

    Maybe i had read them sometime then....
    Rothrek Is My Cum Gargling Bukakke Queen.

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    Default Re: Official Calbiyum Spam Post

    i put on my robe and wizard hat.

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    Default Re: Official Calbiyum Spam Post

    DUDE!! WTF!!
    I'm a Rhinoserus!! Haha WTF?!?!
    I lost my virginity: but I kept the box it came in.

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    Wow...I'm back! (not for good)
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    Default Re: Official Calbiyum Spam Post

    Eins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveaux View Post
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    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    Dude I gotta tell you .....I never thought Amaretto could go trough nostrils reading that ROFLMAO
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Pink Poodle owes me a handjob
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exeugi View Post
    Eins
    Hier kommt die sonne
    Zwei
    Hier kommt die sonne
    Drei
    Se ist der hellste stern von allen
    Vier
    W0rdz
    Furnss
    Hier kommt die sonne
    Zex
    Hier kommt die sonne
    Zeben
    Se ist der hellste stern von allen
    Ocht, Nuin
    Hier kommt die sonne
    That's some terrible German spelling.
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