New parse thread (post gu45)

[Rigo]

yeah i cant tease my friend in peace now a days? =(
and no parable im hating cuzz u wont give me hawt gnome action anymore!

[Jibo]

Cod 5.29

no choker but had dark orb.

parses bounced from 3.5 - 6.5k -was a crazy zone.

[Revel]

Definitely a lot of nice parses. The most surprising one for me is the VP ones a couple of posts up, I still suck there and in SoH.

I actually want to see some "non-uber" coercer parses sometime, zonewides from non-Trak-killing guilds and such. I wonder how the average coercer is doing?

[Torrent]

/waves at Revel.

I posted a ZW parse, and I'm not uber. Though I guess I'm so not uber that you missed the parse. /sniff.

Or do you mean just the shiny graphical parses? I'm not sure I know how to link up those.

I am heading back to CoD on Saturday, and will try to post up a trash parse of that if you like.

Here's another one for you, SoH from Weds: ZW through the sisters but I removed Master P because that was a cluster while we relearned the encounter, plus I eventually swapped to my brawler. Pets were an imp guy for most of the zone, and then one of those old school necro mage pet looking guys. The latter was neat b/c he summoned a sub-pet undead knight.

My group was same as before MT group with Me, Zerker, Defiler, Templar, Warden and Dirge. It looks like I came in first on this parse, but it's not super fair because a lot of our DPS swapped out to alts for a few fights for various reasons. Total ZW dps was 36,795. So, I was like 9% of that.

My breakdown

All: 3418
Convulsions: 651
confound: 474
Lash: 447
Despotic Mind: 410
Hemmorage: 307
Malefic Fury: 191
Brainshock: 146
Absolute Silence: 129
Dynamism: 123
Asylum: 114
puppet: 90
Shock wave: 80
Praetor's Strike: 42
Forceful Headache: 33
Dissecting Gaze: 30
Ego Melt: 27
Blade Chime: 23
Crypt's Revenge: 14
Painful Swing: 13
Tap: 10
Coil: 7
Sickening Circle: 7
Locusts: 5
Lich's Siphoning: 5
crush: 4
Nullifying Staff: 4
Master's Strike: 4 <---- oops I should cast this more.
Cruel Aura: 3
Siphon Cloud: 3
Grim Coil: 3
Fetid Strike: 1

[Torrent]

/blushes at the terribly formatted attempt to link up a shiny graphical parse.

Yes, I apparently really can't.

[Faabio]

Originally Posted by Torrent & edited by Revel

A lot of text that made the thread hard to read but isn't there anymore!

CLEAN UP IN ISLE FIVE

[Donnfleic]

Originally Posted by Revel

Definitely a lot of nice parses. The most surprising one for me is the VP ones a couple of posts up, I still suck there and in SoH.

I actually want to see some "non-uber" coercer parses sometime, zonewides from non-Trak-killing guilds and such. I wonder how the average coercer is doing?

I try to safe one I normaly do around 3k - 3,3k zw normaly in top 3 :P (Allways MT-Group) I know 30 to 50k isnt a huge raid dps but we fight with setup no Trak guild would ever start raiding anythng

All i have seen yet is that Jesters Cap at the Beginning of a fight in VP bumbed me up to 4,7k on some fights.

[sommarnatt]

In a guild who has just completed T1 a week ago. My parses in PR in MT group (defiler, warden, templar, dirge, Zerker yesterday) was about 2.3-2.4 ZW but got a bit "screwed up" because tank was late and we had to use a paladin who doesn't have as good gear and we had some trouble.
With the right tank I was parsing just about 3k on each encounter - remember none of us have mythicals or that much fableds.
I myself have about 750 dmg bonus and 42% crit chance without pots and around 1k int self buffed.

On SoH trash in with a troub in the group I think i was around 4k.

It's still alot better than pre-patch, I was doing 1-1.5k when I went all out and ZW usually was around 900

[Dagator]

My coercer alt who raids sometimes, posted a zonewide of about 2.2k last night in VP trash. He is only in legendary, with few, (actually I don't think I have any) fabled raid pieces. Anyways, 38 spell crit, 990 int, left overs group so no buffs, using fabled epic and instance loot like robe and praetors...

[Illuminator]

Thanks for the quote and the tiny scrollbar Faabio.