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    Default ATTN: TANKS

    Quit being faggots and pull faster.

    If you target mobs by when they hit you, YOU ARE WRONG.

    If your healer's emergency heals are ever up, YOU ARE WRONG.

    Once DoV comes out you have exactly THIRTY DAYS of grace for being careful with prox pulls and crap. AFTER THAT IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. PULL YOU FAGGOT PULL.

    Push tab, kill mobs. GO GO GO.

    That is all.

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    WOW THANKS FOR THE INFO DUDE! I'LL BE SURE TO THINK OF YOU AS I TRY AND CLIMAX HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DEADBEAT MOM!

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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Wow you sound like a faggot tank that targets with damage and pulls 1 group at a time. Don't get mad, just get better.

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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    go pull then

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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Mass pulling in KD. Love it

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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Moving this to combat discussion, and while I think this has serious carebear potential, I also see some merit in the spirit of the thread so not gonna CB it for now.

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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Quote Originally Posted by Counterfly View Post
    Wow you sound like a faggot tank that targets with damage and pulls 1 group at a time. Don't get mad, just get better.
    Actually I too hate when tanks pull slow but no one is stopping you from rolling a tank. And if you don't then don't tell people how to play their class. You have a huge dick.

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    If you weren't on AB I'd say group with me sometime... your tanks are probably to busy emoting and /saying to much shit to RP with the mobs before they pull or something.
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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Nah, if i had to guess he is a tank, likely a SK or zerker that has yet to realize that most classes simply don't have that many blue AE abilities/100% AE auto.

    Hence the apparent belief that pulling a room of unlinked mobs is far faster than a steady stream of encounters.

    Also, if he were a DPS class he would know the pain of getting n00b/undergeared/half retarded PuG tank that thinks just because he has seen others pull rooms that way....it should work in treasured gear too!!!

    Only to discover, after multiple wipes and half the group ragequitting, it really was the OP's giant penis all along.
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    Default Re: ATTN: TANKS

    Quote Originally Posted by Counterfly View Post
    If you target mobs by when they hit you, YOU ARE WRONG.
    Don't understand why this is an issue. Mobs die fast enough as is that switching before they die is like a half second gain. Like that half second is gonna make or break anything?

    Also, if you're pulling enough mobs, its gonna take an unnoticeable amount of time to have damage force you to another target. Just spam AEs and tab out to pr0n when they're down. (My tank is an SK. Why work hard when you can get away with hardly working?) Let the tanks be lazy, it means they stick around longer and run more shit with you. If you die, you suck. It's fucking hard to wipe anymore unless your healer/tank are fail and your DPS are afk. I swear to god half the game is raid equipped so instances are trivial, seeing as your 30k misc. DPS class can probably kill the mobs before the groups random stun locks wear off.

    And, to poster above me:

    People wear treasured gear? Wtf? Hahaha. I thought we hit 90 and got full legendary as a congratulatory prize. ;(

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