GPA_Coyote wrote:
13) Anytime something good happened in battle and I was singing, I'd totally take credit for it. "Luck? No. I was singing my "Troll steps on a rock and slips and falls off the cliff" song. The only thing LUCKY here is YOU. Lucky that I am as amazing as I am." Then I'd roll my eyes and walk off while shaking my head.
14) Since no one knows what the hell a Bard actually does, I would claim that all of my "song spells" required large amounts of coins and gems as "magic components". If the wizard in the group tried to disprove it, I'd sing a song about how he was wearing a dress and he'd get all embarrassed and shut up.
*wonders why Coyote has included these totally true points on a list that is otherwise entirely fictional*
Speaking as a serial dirge ... *taps foot* ... where's the skewers? I fancy some flame grilled coyote!
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