You know what I love best about Halloween? Punching kids in the guts and stealing their candy!
I mean, is this not the best holiday ever? When else do you find parents willingly sending their kids, laden down with candy, to your door so you can beat them and take the candy???
It seems to be a dying tradition though. I've lived in more than a few places and I can definitely vouch for the fact that I see less and less kids at my door each year. It's sad to see old traditions die a slow death.
/runs
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