Dear Everfrost,
Stop trying to create pseudo-drama. Everyone knows there is no REAL drama on EF anymore.
Yeah, I'm addressing it as Everfrost - not evergrobb, or everfrost AND grobb, or any of that gay shit. It's Everfrost, suck it up. "Oh, Grobb had Malice and was better at raiding and blah bla..." STFU. Key word there is HAD. Everfrost HAD raiders that were just as good, or even better than those shitties in Malice. The only difference is that we, as an Everfrost community, decided that drama was more fun than wearing fabled loot. Now look at the server: A whole bunch of carebear baton-twirling faggots that need to grow a pair and just tell people straight up how they feel.
First up, fuck everyone in 60-69 chat. Even the people that agreed with my argument points (Get off my dick, that's girlfriend territory only). Especially to Ominus. Fuck you, Ominus. Fuck you and that pamphlet you read from whenever a political debate goes on. Seriously, do you actually READ the shit you type before you hit enter? Fucking hive-minded liberal prick without a care for anything but self interest. Fuck you.
Secondly, fuck casual guilds. This goes for all casual guilds, with that fruity teletubbie cake next to your guild's name on the guild recruitment page. Oh ho ho, so fucking cute and so fucking witty. I bet you're the kind of faggots that whip out Chuck Norris "facts" in 60-69 chat. Hell, I bet you're the people that start spitting them out to yourselves in tells because you're so empty inside from the lack of existence you feel after playing this game for 7 hours a day, 30 days a week under the self-claimed title of "CASUAL PLAYER" all the while realizing that you're no better than that "hardcore" player standing in Loping Plains along side of you. Sure, you don't have to take commands from anyone in your guild like that player does, so you've defeated them at the game of EQ2, right? Go hug your treasured gear while you cyber with that hot female wood elf, just don't get on ventrilo with her because "her" voice is deeper than yours.
Third, Fuck Brazier. What the fuck did I do to ever piss you off, asshole? Did I fuck the only girl you were interested in on the planet then brag about it on TS/vent? Couldn't be that, because weren't you the dude with the high pitched lisp voice? What I do know is when you wanted my help back in Blood and Ice, and I ran you thru permafrost for countless hours, with no actual gains other than the satisfaction of helping a "friend" out, you were happy to have my help, and even boasted to people on TS about how fast I trucked thru the zone. All of a sudden you're one big sorry sack of mud trying to win friends when the server was basically "HATE RIFT OR LOVE RIFT" by attempting to bash me and be friends with that crowd. Sure, The Brotherhood (the EF one, not this fake one prancing around) beat VEA to beating Darathar and got their prismatics first, but that's not a problem when you have 90 members + their alts in your guild. If one wasn't on, seven more were! Not to mention you were 6 months older as a guild. I'm glad you take pride in clearing instanced content first though, because everyone KNOWS that's where the good T5 loot was
. Closing point: Fuck you, uninstall life.
Fourth: Fuck Matto. You poopslinging cockbreath assclown. Nobody likes you or your ridiculously wild sense of humor. Shame on you for making everyone without a veil covering their eyes laugh once in a while.
As you can clearly tell, I have nothing but good things to say about Matto. So Matto: un-Fuck You.
Real Fourth: Fuck the eq2flames fanbois that trounce around the forums and put random posts on random posts for that +1 to their post count. Also, fuck the fanbois that refer users to the site. 50 REFERRALS? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES AND GET THIS NEW HEADLINE: OVERWEIGHT AND SOUR-ODORED DOUCHEBAG SACRIFICES REAL-LIFE TO PROMOTE NON-PROFIT E-PEEN CONTEST FORUM. The best is when you asshats fight for 47 pages of forum space debating who killed which MOB first. "THIS GUILD KILLED AVATAR OF ASS 47.3 SECONDS BEFORE THIS OTHER GUILD, I'M RIGHT YOU COCK." Very intense. By the way, stop stealing images from 4chan and somethingawful forums. Unoriginal pricks. Tell me, when you guys hang out with your friends, do you... talk to them about the discussions you have here? Like, is that seriously a topic of discussion you have? It seems like the only thing 90% of the retards on this site do, as if it were some right of passage that they could achieve and use to impress their friends. Something along the lines of this comes to mind: "Yo John, I totally ripped this kid on the forums today. He was like 'Mystics blow' and I was like 'Lol u blow' and he was like 'STFU'. So ripped." Wait, do you people even have friends to hang out with? You know, in that 'RL' place? Get laid and get a treadmill, peace.
IF ANYBODY READING THIS SENTENCE RIGHT NOW HAS EVER BROUGHT UP A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE EQ2FLAMES FORUMS IN AN OUTING WITH FRIENDS, JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.
Commence the "FUCK YOU"s, I'm going to my beach house in Ocean City, Maryland til Sunday then to my other beach house in Lewes, Delaware for another week so please, leave me some shit to read when I get back.
PS: I AM BETTER THAN YOU. DON'T FUCKING QUESTION IT.
PPS: If you are from Paragon and live in said areas, you could possibly run into me at the bars so yeah, lets drink
The NEW "FUCK YOU" thread.
