Grull

He's lucky the moose didn't teabag him.

Pwned bitch!!! /hump/hump/hump

Illuminator

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Best news story ever.

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Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.

Calbiyum

IS DIS KID AN RL MUNK OR SUM10?!'1?!

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Faabio

That's retarded, anyone in their right mind would know to play dead if a large animal was acting threateningly towards you.

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Reznor

What a badass, I wanna meet this kid.

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What a nice compliment |^| I used to be somebody!

Letum

Not true, I would have beat the damn thing to death by smashing it in the head over and over with my boner. If it's how the cavemen killed off dinosaurs then surely I could kill a moose in the same fashion.

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This is the art of ruin
This is the resolution
The end of all progress
The death of evolution
It bleeds all life away

Bloodlich

This is stupid. Its like saying "OMG A WOLF ATTACKED ME SO I SPRINTED TO SAFETY JUST LIKE IN EVERQUEST 2!"

Lamil

IDIOT... you use escape wtf. LIKE SPRINT EVEN DOES ANYTHING ANYMORE. YELLLYELLYELLLL CAPPS CAPPPS YELLLL

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tracheaspider

An angry moose snuck up on my uncle once when he was hiking in Alaska. He opted for the /yell and sprint strategy (which he did NOT learn from MMOs). Eventually the encounter broke and he lived. True story.

tracheaspider

Someone needs to make a IRLFD shirt with a moose on it.