I need advice. - Page 2

Savanja · 12-13-2007, 05:00 PM

Umm..tell her the truth. You aren't her pimp and to find her own herd of manly meat. Then point her to the AB server on EQ2 and tell her to play a DarkElf (class doesn't matter, its not like she'll be actually playing) looking for an RP slaveboy. PST!

And viola. She'll have at least a dozen creepy ass willing and able men at her disposal.

Pink Poodle · 12-13-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Savanja

Umm..tell her the truth. You aren't her pimp and to find her own herd of manly meat. Then point her to the AB server on EQ2 and tell her to play a DarkElf (class doesn't matter, its not like she'll be actually playing) looking for an RP slaveboy. PST!

And viola. She'll have at least a dozen creepy ass willing and able men at her disposal.

I suppose. I'm trying my best not to offend her though due to her learning disability.

Niber · 12-13-2007, 05:10 PM

Send her to Flames!

Pink Poodle · 12-13-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Niber

Send her to Flames!

That'd end up horribly.

Also, she doesn't process things as easily as most other people can. That's my major problem. She didn't understand why I flipped out on an ex-friend a few years ago because she came back from a mental hospital proudly proclaiming, "I HAVE PSYCHOSIS!!!" after she tried to kill herself over her dumbass boyfriend on that website Gaia Online. She thought I was being mean, but I wasn't IMO. The ex-friend was being a dipshit. :<

Steveaux · 12-13-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Savanja

Umm..tell her the truth. You aren't her pimp and to find her own herd of manly meat. Then point her to the AB server on EQ2 and tell her to play a DarkElf (class doesn't matter, its not like she'll be actually playing) looking for an RP slaveboy. PST!

And viola. She'll have at least a dozen creepy ass willing and able men at her disposal.

I see why you write, you have a gift with words.

I'm glad though I don't play on the AB server though cause I do have a dark elf on my server.

MysidiaDrakkenbane · 12-13-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Poodle

Yeah you're going to laugh at me but I need advice.

I have a female friend. She's female. And a friend. She wants a boyfriend desperately, especially since the holidays are around. Now, I have mostly male friends in college. The metalhead types.

So she asks what I've been up to in college, and I mention my friends at college, the first thing she says is "Ooooh!" and asks me if any of them are single. How the fuck would I know? I don't give two sniffs if someone's dating someone or not. But she keeps insisting that I ask them if they're taken or not, do investigations, hook her up, etc., and even give her my Facebook account password so she could flirt with them or something.

What the fuck do I tell her? She's really naive, and has a learning disability, so I don't know how to explain to her that I'm not a matchmaker, and the guys at college I've met? They're... not her type. At. All. I've tried to tell her, "I don't know, another subject please?", not verbatim of course, but I've tried. It's not working.

Plz help. :<

My advice? Let her shoot herself in her foot on her own. Invite a few of your guy friends and her out to a movie or something where she can actually meet them face to face. Desperate people always make an ass of themselves one way or the other. You would have done your part as a friend in arranging a meeting and your friend obligation would be over at that point.

If she's a very close friend of yours, I would pull her aside and ask her why she's so desperate in getting a relationship. Significant Others shouldn't be an ultimate goal. Relationships should compliment the full life that you already have and if you're trying to fill a hole in your life with one, you need to reevaluate your life and figure out why there's a hole to begin with.

Pink Poodle · 12-13-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MysidiaDrakkenbane

My advice? Let her shoot herself in her foot on her own. Invite a few of your guy friends and her out to a movie or something where she can actually meet them face to face. Desperate people always make an ass of themselves one way or the other. You would have done your part as a friend in arranging a meeting and your friend obligation would be over at that point.

If she's a very close friend of yours, I would pull her aside and ask her why she's so desperate in getting a relationship. Significant Others shouldn't be an ultimate goal. Relationships should compliment the full life that you already have and if you're trying to fill a hole in your life with one, you need to reevaluate your life and figure out why there's a hole to begin with.

I did ask her why: it's because she feels lonely or something, and how every guy she'd had a crush on (8 total) are always gay. Many girls probably get the idea of "boyfriend = YOU WIN AT LIFE" due to, I don't know, TV shows and shit like that. I think she should reevaluate her life. I, myself, never had a boyfriend or anything or even kissed or even... other things, and I'm fine and generally happy.