7 Year old Killed via Mortal Kombat moves - Page 2

Senelin · 12-20-2007, 04:30 PM

Best excuse "I don't know, I was drunk". Definitely holds up in court.

Talonis · 12-20-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Anachronomicon

Best excuse "I don't know, I was drunk". Definitely holds up in court.

Ironically, that's prolly the exact word-for-word quote Ashley said to Mother Spears when asked how she managed to get knocked up.

Faabio · 12-20-2007, 04:57 PM

*poof* three lives are wasted

Emanji · 12-20-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Morara

Apparently, the punch, kick, and body slam were all invented by Mortal Kombat. Damn Midway and their violence. When Rockstar invents the gun, I'll be angry.

what if the girl performed a bicycle kick while yelling out "ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya..."

Talonis · 12-20-2007, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Emanji

what if the girl performed a bicycle kick while yelling out "ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya..."

Then she would be imitating the record for "The Largest Crap Ever Taken" (©SouthPark)

Faabio · 12-20-2007, 05:19 PM

Otis · 12-20-2007, 05:22 PM

Pfft - Bullshit. He's not even reading Rolling Stone.

Morara · 12-20-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Otis

Pfft - Bullshit. He's not even reading Rolling Stone.

Yet he's sitting on a copy.

Faabio · 12-20-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Morara

Yet he's sitting on a copy.

You're just chock full of wittyness today Mr.Morara~

Letum · 12-21-2007, 10:50 PM

Get over here!!