Exeugi

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure - Yahoo! News

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Uh, hi?

Cloverfield still owns, fyi.

Vaanir

Ouch Lol.
He best not play on Nagafen then, Chuck Norris Jokes are never old on there.

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Daedalus

Woohoo!

Bigguss

Shit the guy should be happy people are even talking about him at all these days lol

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Jonny

Thats fucking hilarious

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Letum

"Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris..."

I really thought his real name was Chuck Norris.

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This is the resolution
The end of all progress
The death of evolution
It bleeds all life away

Illuminator

Too bad the guy is clueless about how the internet jokes are actually helping him.

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Feefai

This.



Why can't he just be happy that some 14 year olds on 4chan decided to make him into a fucking legend, just when his career had completely petered out and was just an average nobody on the street.

But, for those same reasons, I suppose the opportunity to get richer quick would probably get the best of any of us.

Either way... all I see coming is a slew of legal-related chuck norris jokes in the making.

Morara

He's fine with the facts, not that some jerks tried to sell a book of them.

He's actually stated that he liked the facts.

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aduros

qfe

I would sue too if some random guys were trying to make money off of my name, with out my consent.

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