Faabio

I got this for Christmas...



and since up to this point all I've used is a straight razor...

How do I use this

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Laodaron

Turn it on, and then rub in a circular motion on your face. Like you do cocks that are cumming. Just kinda smear it, and pretend its got cum on it.

Kyrsten

pwnd

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Laodaron

No, Faabio isn't straight (not that I have room to talk, just look at him /swoon). I was being serious.

Telpacpaw

Yeah but why would you waste all that precious goo? If I were to smoke pole, I wouldn't be smearing it on my face like some crazy lotion.

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Laodaron

Its really good for the complexion. Trust me. But curious minds insist, what would you do with it? And I think that smearing is only a good idea when there are more than 3 dicks dumping on you.

Ictinike

LOLS...

Bladed razor or straight for me.. Those things *never* work.. For me at least.. I end up pulling the hair by the roots and after awhile it's not good on the complexion..

Ever heard of EpiLady? lmao..

Letum

I hate those ones with the circular blades, the straight blades are much better at getting a close shave on the neck imo.

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Exeugi

Getting a razor for Christmas may come across as an insult to some tbh...

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Cloverfield still owns, fyi.

Laodaron

To those that can grow facial hair, its something we appreciate. I got nose hair trimmers for Christmas. I don't care that I have nose hair, I care if people can see it lol.