Panthera

I picked up some whiskey this week and the cashier asked my date of birth. At first, I thought she couldn't hear or understand me because I had to repeat it many times. It finally dawned on me that she didn't know June was the 6th month. Once I gave it to her numerically, she was gtg.

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Faabio

Aren't you like 40?

Why would they card you?

Or wait, they didn't card you, they only asked for your DOB...?

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Dulissa

it wasn't recent but one time while working at game stop i had a woman ask me if we sold men's wallets. about a week later she came back and asked if we had aspirin...

Morara

"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? OOH! Minitruckin' Magazine!"

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Daedalus

This is something I heard awhile back, so not sure if it really qualifies.....
Apparently at one point, one of my teachers was tricked into applying for a job changing spark plugs for diesel engines.

Hexus

Stupidest shit I've seen lately?

http://wgem.com/News/index.php?ID=21674

Don't post that you're going to burn a church down on the fucking internets....

TBH!

-Hexus-

Dulissa

this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers

Hexus

"What d'ya mean there's not Ice for this coffee? YOU MEAN I GOTTA DRINK THIS COFFEE HOT?!?!?!??!"

-Hexus-

Jaiden

stupidest thing i've heard was being at a resturaunt, going to the bathroom, and while i'm standing at the urinal pissing, a girl comes in and asks me what i'm doing in the women's bathroom. yes, she was blonde.

Mable

ugh, i used to live in that town