LFG

I just drove to McDonalds to buy a black coffee.

I ordered a black coffee at the window.

As the person handed me my black coffee, she asked:

"Would you like cream and sugar with your black coffee?"

I was so awestruck by the sheer retardedness and ignorance in that question, I felt compelled to return home and post about it.

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Morara

It's a logical question. Some people order it black because they don't trust the cream/sugar distribution of the employees, so they offer it on the side.

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Emanji

Exactly, LFG you're a grouch.

ps: you know what's really retarded? The other day I went to Smokeybones with my 21 yrs old little sister and she asked me is the baby back ribs she was ordering BEEF OR POLK. I told her if thats beef then they're some small ass cows. She's such a blond.

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This is why I'm hot.

LFG

I'm convinced this person didn't understand what black coffee was.

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Lamil

I know a lot of people that just get black coffee and add their own stuff in there /shrug.

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LFG

I order this everyday, nobody ever asked me before.

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Lamil

Maybe you finally got the one competent person?

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Ictinike

Scary but possibly true... LOL

Savanja

Much better to ask and know over assuming and being wrong.

Our McDs has a dedicated order and money taker then the order is passed on to the lil worker bees. I have never had them not ask if I want cream and sugar.

Ballpin

I once heard a woman in a supermarket try to argue that a round-shaped icecream sandwich was in fact, NOT and icecream sandwich, because icecream sandwiches could only be square. Also heard another lady saying that Klondike bars weren't bars because they had no sticks.

I also saw a guy in Lowe's try to walk out the entrance doors marked "no exit" and when the automatic doors didn't open, he flipped out and started screaming that he was being held prisoner, threatened to sue, etc. (odds are was trying to steal something, but if that was the case you'd arouse far less suspicion leaving through the marked exits.)

And alot of times at restaurants (fast food or otherwise) I see people order stuff without knowing what's actually in it, which is funny because most menus TELL you what's in it. One of my favorites was a lady ordering a burrito and later complaining that it had beans in it (she never asked to leave them out, just so we're clear).

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