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Old 04-02-2008, 05:34 PM  
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I admit defeat.




...although the case you're referencing had an insufficient privacy fence. See my mind is going off on other tangents of "what if"...

Ah well, /note to self, remember to take the picnic table inside for my nefarious activities... and to draw the blinds.
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Old 04-02-2008, 05:36 PM  
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Public is anything you can see. There is no such thing as privacy.
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Old 04-02-2008, 05:39 PM  
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Going back on topic, I'm surprised most of the charges have been dropped then. And depending on if school was in session they may drop the other one? If I was a parent in that neighborhood I'd be pretty pissed. Betcha anything this family will be moving asap.
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Old 04-02-2008, 06:36 PM  
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That guy's wife should probably buy that table a beer.
if he is head fucked enough to fuck a public picnic table, she's probably glad to have him kept out of her bed...
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:56 PM  
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I think everyone should have the right to fuck their furniture if they want to. They should however do it where no one can watch them unless they're making furniture porn. If there is such a thing. Probably is...
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:33 PM  
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Well y'know, getting the table in the house is probably a pita.

If the table won't come to Mr. Price, Mr. Price will go to the table.


That or maybe the wife shoo'd him out. "not the kitchen table honey, we eat on that - what about the table outside?"
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:25 PM  
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Mashed potatoes and a sock, would have saved this guy a lot of embarrassment.
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Tbh, that sounds just as bad.
But, perhaps that's just me.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:43 PM  
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Tbh, that sounds just as bad.
But, perhaps that's just me.
try using a melon sometime
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:01 PM  
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So the guy had sex with a table - no big deal, where I come from that's called regular Wednesday nights.
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