Ninibi

Food...should not be fucked.

I'm just saying, please don't bang the produce.

Or the livestock, for that matter. @@

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Orochan

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Irulana

Lol, men are such funny creatures sometimes, I mean, what ever happened to just popping off to the en-suite bathroom with a copy of Playboy and locking the door?

I can see the thought process now:

Openning scene - Sunday afternoon, family sat around picnic table having grilled steak and salad. Mum says "we need a new sun shade", dad immediately looks at the empty hole where the parasol would fit and thinks "Hmmm, that's a mighty fine hole you have there picnic table, hows about me n you make some sweet lurve when everyone else is out. The vacuum cleaner will never know, we just won't tell it and the watermellon I've been having an affair with on the side has seen better days so what do you think, me n you babe, bumping uglies?"

Laalon

ROFL in RL

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drychnath

I think you'll find that it's perfectly legal to have sex with your furniture, daughter's teddy bear, oven mitts, tire irons or other objects, as long as you're in your own home, or probably even a hotel room, or a friend's home that consents to your being there, or a business that doesn't object. he did it outdoors, and that's when it became a problem... next time, just put the picnic table in the garage first and you're home free.

Women fuck objects all the time... You people are just jealous that there is finally a sex toy or two out there for males. The design for this one is a little unwieldy, but when the average consumer comes up with their own technology, there is always some fine tuning to do.

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EQ2: Avenger Drychnath Malcherion -AB

Everything is on a great scale upon this continent, the rivers are immense, the climate violent in heat and cold, the prospects magnificent, the thunder and lightning tremendous, the disorders incident to the country make every constitution tremble. Our own blunders here, our misconduct, our losses, our disgraces, our ruin Are On a Great Scale.
-Lord Carlisle

Orochan

Dude just because you fuck it doesn't mean it becomes a toy, if you fuck a goat it's still a goat, same with the picnic table.

Some things in life, just should not be fucked. I'm sorry this guy couldn't control his dick enough to go out and buy himself a whore or a blowjob but it's his fault, anyone with common sense will look at a picnic table and think of food, not blowing their load.

Also the fact that he did it outside means he was gonna get caught eventually, I mean if your gonna fuck a table at least make sure no one can see you. JFC

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Jonny

And there it is, the standout quote of the thread.

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