DC Madam found dead.

Otis · 05-01-2008, 03:12 PM

of an apparent "suicide"

Riiiiiiiiight.

Jonny · 05-01-2008, 03:49 PM

Im not buying into that shit either. One of those pissed off clients probably had her taken out.

Otis · 05-01-2008, 03:57 PM

Moral of the story:never do anything illegal that could be even remotely descibed as "caters to the Washington Elite".

It's bad for your health.

Vainamoinen · 05-01-2008, 04:03 PM

I would swallow a gun if faced with up to 50 years in a federal institution... and being 52 and far from my peak in the "escort" business. Much more appealing than what I would be swallowing once in prison.

mojophreaky · 05-01-2008, 04:09 PM

Hmmm...I have information on some of the most powerful people in government that would reflect poorly on them - and I'm getting prosecuted. Wonder if I should say anything under oath that might implicate them? Nah I'll just kill myself...

Statistically it's safer to go hunting with Cheney. At least that guy lived.

Otis · 05-01-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

I would swallow a gun if faced with up to 50 years in a federal institution... and being 52 and far from my peak in the "escort" business. Much more appealing than what I would be swallowing once in prison.

I don't think that would work so good, they have metal detectors and shit. It's not that easy to smuggle a gun in.

Besides, it'd pretty much be a one-use thing. I don't think they'd let you keep it after you fired a gun in prison. And I don't think they'd fall for the swallowing it trick a second time.

Vainamoinen · 05-01-2008, 04:15 PM

oh so literal, my fellow octogenarian

Niber · 05-01-2008, 04:15 PM

Meh, I lean toward suicide, 50 years is a life sentence for her.

Otis · 05-01-2008, 04:20 PM

/shrug

I'd at least have to suck a dick to see if I liked it or not. Who knows, it might not be so bad compared to death.

Unless we're talking death by ruru.

Vainamoinen · 05-01-2008, 04:21 PM

Yeah, but you only have to die once.