Snark, that was really cute of you

That is Weiss and Hickman of Dragonlance fame; at the signing of the latest book (Dragons of Dwarven Depths). Most other pics of me have other EQ'rs, or my kids in them, and I'd rather not post those :p
Fixed grins, Pro? Well yeah, after spending an evening talking to a bunch of nerdy fangirls/fanboys, I'm sure the smiles were pasted on. You can't see them cringing from the amount of "God I love you" drool all over the desk, or the constant reminders of how long they've been around (I've been reading your books for 20 years! OMG *drool) Normal people don't read fantasy books, or write them, for that matter.