The Official RL Picture Thread!! - Page 502

Laodaron · 03-03-2009, 01:37 PM

Louis C.K. is a riot.

Laodaron · 03-03-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Oizen

You realize you are all but shouting that you've been fucked in the ass now... and quite likely by a chick... you are saying that a chick painfully owned you in the butt. This implies many things.

No, I realize what it is I wanted you to assume from my post. If I had been fucked in the ass, I'd admit it. I've had plenty of women playing around down there, fingers and mouths and whatnot, but I'm not a fan of the feeling. However, if doesn't make me feel gay if a chick is tonguing me asshole. The EXACT same way that chicks and dudes have mouths. So if a chick blows me, is that gay? Fuck no, anything a chick is doing to a man is straight.

Oizen · 03-03-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Laodaron

So if a chick blows me, is that gay? Fuck no, anything a chick is doing to a man is straight.

Even when she painfully drills your pooper with her man-owning prosthetic? I'll grant you that it could be argued as strait sex between two homos.

Laodaron · 03-03-2009, 01:47 PM

If a chick touches your ass, or your cock, or you fuck her ass,or her pussy, or she fucks your ass, its all straight sex, not homosexual sex at all.

Blanka · 03-03-2009, 01:57 PM

Some people like stuff shoved up their asses. It's not gay, TBH I blame gay faggots for ruining the whole appeal of assplay, fuck you in your asses gay people! At least us straight people can still fuck some feet without feeling gay about it. I'd also like to note that I feel very lesbian when I chow down on a snatch.

Oizen · 03-03-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Laodaron

If a chick touches your ass, or your cock, or you fuck her ass,or her pussy, or she fucks your ass, its all straight sex, not homosexual sex at all.

dude.
Doooooooooood...
A tad bit of bung-teasing isn't what we're talking about. She wants to fuck people with her dick and you are making it sound like you long for a rectal thrashing cock in your shithole, for whatever reason. These are not the behaviors of well adjusted heterosexuals. I'd be more inclined to believe these are closet-case homos with issues about accepting their inner desires... but to each their own.

Steveaux · 03-03-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Blanka

Some people like stuff shoved up their asses. It's not gay, TBH I blame gay faggots for ruining the whole appeal of assplay, fuck you in your asses gay people! At least us straight people can still fuck some feet without feeling gay about it. I'd also like to note that I feel very lesbian when I chow down on a snatch.

One of the perks of working in IT at a hospital, we could snoop on what the docs in their lounge were surfing on the hospital pcs. One doc was seriously into feet. Guy downloads tons of pictures of feet. I guess he went and jerked off to them. Of course none of that could hold a candle to the idiot tech in our own department who we busted for looking at hours of gay porn.

Addee · 03-03-2009, 02:38 PM

Faabio · 03-03-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Oizen

Do your gay lovers nag you into doing unpleasant things that make you go limp in bed, like dress up as a chick and tuck? Do they harass you to get double D boob implants and sport female undergarments because your chest dosen't turn them on? I'd figure these would be comparative scenerios.

None of that makes me go limp besides the boob implants part but I think I'm safe because gay dudes don't like boobs.

I just think you're a dumb retard who has no idea what he's talking about.

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Originally Posted by Steveaux

One of the perks of working in IT at a hospital, we could snoop on what the docs in their lounge were surfing on the hospital pcs. One doc was seriously into feet. Guy downloads tons of pictures of feet. I guess he went and jerked off to them. Of course none of that could hold a candle to the idiot tech in our own department who we busted for looking at hours of gay porn.

I don't know, being into feet seems worse than gay porn.

Hoss · 03-03-2009, 05:29 PM

I'm with lao. Its not the least bit gay if you let a woman do you with a strap on. Some people are just more comfortable with their sexuality than others I suppose. Anything that happens between a man and a woman is, by definition, straight. But if we use your logic, Blowjobs are fucking gay too, because homos give each other blowjobs. Hey Oi, does addee give you gay blowjobs?

As for orgasms during anal, I've heard of them as well, and the most important thing to remember is, anytime there is contact between a man and a woman, there is potential for pleasure. You go ahead and keep concentrating on her clitoris if you think that works for you, but the truth is, a woman's most sensitive erogenous zone is her mind.

BTW, I also love licking a girls ass. Haven't found one yet that would let me fuck her there, but for now, my dick lives vicariously through my tongue. Just wanted to throw that in here. Thats how I got the nickname Dirty.