You know if I were to invade a place, I'd go somewhere nice. I would be kicking back in the Caymans... maybe Tahiti... I mean who the hell wants to be an illegal in Flint, FuckingMichigan? These guys are too lazy to invade anywhere better, so they are next door to me.
Too bad we couldn't get a giant hollow horse out of the deal. We could repaint it like an AT-AT or something. It wouldn't make it better, but I might reduce my calls to the police about the random bullshit my neighbors are pulling.