LOL Fridays

Oizen · 06-20-2008, 07:04 PM

This thread is dedicated to the random chuckles we receive on Fridays. Please share.

I'm sure this isn't new but, here's one of many LOLs I got on this glorious Friday and well worth a second laugh.

Pick your favorite Caption. (This look is priceless...)

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"

2. "Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"

5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"

6. "Wow!! I could'a had a V8!!"

Addee · 06-20-2008, 07:07 PM

That is pretty funnny!

Oizen · 06-20-2008, 07:09 PM

thanks ^_^ ...think I should post that one I ran across while debugging my new software today?

stivan · 06-20-2008, 07:11 PM

That was some good weed.. I feel like im floating

Oizen · 06-20-2008, 07:16 PM

Hey! He didn't inhale!

Faabio · 06-20-2008, 07:28 PM

Oizen · 06-20-2008, 07:36 PM

As it's now beer-o'clock I'm off to make more of my very own LOLs but, I've decided to make an executive decision and leave you with this personal Friday anecdotal:

In strait forward honesty I got in nearly 2 hours late... went to lunch early... and am considering taking off a couple early (as per normal Friday ritual)... but this day has really been full of laughs, I'm serious.

Check this out... so designing some software that does digital signatures... you know like use your mouse and sign... well it only been active for a few weeks in production... these signatures are displayed on applications for jobs... it's a way for employees and employer's to hook up, right?

While doing some bug tracking where some random sigs weren't matching the applicant's application... (zomgz /arrrg all grumbly "pesky bugs i r squirsh U")... we run across this gem.

This guy is DEFINITELY gettin tar jobz fer sherz.

(btw: we're still trying to figure out which applicant this signature file actually belongs to. Please respond with any leads you may have in this case. thx)

Oizen · 06-20-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faabio

/BLaauuuHHHHhhhhhhLLLLlllOLOLOLOLOLHHHHHahhahahUUUU HHHHHHh

OK... gotta jet... the beers need me.

Illuziun · 06-20-2008, 07:39 PM

Hahaha, that's probably one of my fav family guy scenes.

Oizen · 07-03-2008, 05:27 PM

I was distracted last week but, since beerThursday is already buzzing about the ears of my yuppy brethren. I remembered it gets pretty jolly around the office as the last day of the work week dwindles down and folks start fantasizing about or slipping swigs of alcoholic bliss. Not that I partake in this heathenism. I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips but...

I suddenly remembered today's LOL and thought I would share with my fine friends here at 'Flames:

The Good - The Bad - The Ugly
It Can Always Be Worse

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.