Avaela

Oizen

shooosh, Avaela. I'm pretending to continue ignoring you. /wink
Thanks for the BC though. I know George would have liked it. /emo

Avaela

My favourite Carlin quotes:

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Oizen

OK, since it's a pita to click the View Post link, you are now on not-ignored probation. One pic of NSFW garbage and the ballgag goes right back in then it's back in the box for you.

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Oizen

His brilliance was incalculable. I mean, he's the guy that originally wrote "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick." There is just no way to measure the difference he made in the world or what it will be like without him.

Otis

George Carlin is my favorite.

He truly was a genius, in every respect of the word. If there's one person in the world who would intimidate me enough to not even bother debating, it's George.

We are extremely fortunate to have had someone with his intellect apply it to the art of comedy.

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Kin Meds tbh

How most of us outside American saw him first

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Fouk

truely a great loss... He will be remembered atleast. He was a genius.

I found some of his quotes, enjoy:

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like Making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the
Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. Does That mean that 1
enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths:
A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. B. Protestants do not
recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. C. Baptists do
not recognize each Other In the liquor store or at Hooters

6. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around severaltimes,
does he become disoriented?

7. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

8. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

9. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

10. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

12. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" And you put your
two cents in. . . What happens to the other penny?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?

15. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

16. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist But a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?

17. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

18. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

19. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

20. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

21. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed.

22. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP?

23. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

24. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
Of bald men?

25. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me. They're
cramming for their final exam.

26. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use.
Toothpicks?

27. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they Just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look For them while
they deliver the mail?

28. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?

29. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

30. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team
is winning.
31. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if
It didn't zigzag?

32. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The
mime next door went nuts.

33. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

34. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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nigh

/sadkitty

He is immortal really. Not many people leave as big as a ripple effect as he has. I was pretty shocked by the news tho, I have no reason to watch HBO anymore. Think I've seen every single show they've ever broadcast of his.

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