Gay wins olympics - Page 2

Daedalus · 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Alesis

Look here Hoss, you fucking retard, how about paying attention to my point instead of derailing said point by focusing on a trivial mistake that had nothing to do with the point I was making?

LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU YOU CUM GARGLING BACKWATER ILLITERATE HILLJACK: My point was who gives a fuck about what the dudes sexual orientation is, how about we focus on what hes got going on, instead of his bedroom activities. In what way does whatever he uses to inspire his orgasms have any bearing at with what his Olympic goals are?

Now I understand with a name like Hoss you prolly spend your days riding tractors, fucking sheep and banging your sisters, you redneck sheep dick smoking fuck nugget, and Ive never really seen you around here, so Im gonna just fill you in on something, and I suggest you pay attention to it carefully:

You have neither the intellect or the venom to flame war with me mother fucker, so tuck your dick back between your legs, duct tape it to your asshole, and go fuck yourself.

You picked the wrong target here bitch.

I think you just proved yourself to be the biggest fucking moron here.
Considering that people like Roxy and Balbasaur set the bar pretty high, I'd say that's quite the accomplishment.

Now please, go find out what a gun barrel tastes like. If you come back and tell us, then you've forgotten to do something.

Hoss · 07-01-2008, 05:40 PM

Yah, i think the AP was the first one to bring up sexual orientation at all, and that was a mistake, and I was laughing at it.

I mean, the entire attempt at a flame was fucking hilarious. Did yall see the part where it called me illiterate? I got wood. Thats how the irony made me feel. And it's never seen me around here. I'm approximately 4x more active than it is, but I'm clearly the n00b, so thanks for the warning about fucking with you, I'll print it out and stick it on my fridge, cause I think its cute. M'kay?

I hope that wasn't your best shot BTW. I'm the sporting sort, so I'll give you one more chance to come up with something relevant alesis. Hey, you know what would be relevant right now? A great big sack of STFU slung over your shoulder.

-h

Alesis · 07-01-2008, 06:05 PM

Ah sweet......I stand corrected.....

It was fun to tell someone to duct tape thier cock to thier asshole and go fuck themselves though.....

My flame was not researched correctly, and lacked any real punch. I bow to your superior skills this round. To be honest, since Ive quit playing EQ2, my flames have been weak sauce anyway.

Its hard to get motivated and fired up when you dont log in anymore. Thats my excuse anyway, and Im stickin to it.

Oizen · 07-01-2008, 06:25 PM

I liked your flame, Alesis. Don't let these meanies bully you... Your reading comprehension has dinged in this thread. It was an accident and you've been forgiven. Careful though buddy. There be dangerous folk on them interwebs that shalt not to be fucted with, no matter how much duct tape in the arsenal.

Alesis · 07-01-2008, 06:27 PM

Nah I wasnt bullied, I just conceded the fact that my latest flame wasnt up to par, and had shortcomings, like a midget in a porno.

/rimshot

To be able to dish it out, you gotta be able to take it as well imo, and this time, I was beaten by my own laziness and lack of research.

My next one will be well thought, venomous and particularly offensive to someone, I promise.

Hoss · 07-01-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Alesis

My next one will be well thought, venomous and particularly offensive to someone, I promise.

I hope it makes me cry. Honestly, I do. You got some decent stuff, and it sucks because this is the only place I regularly engage in flame wars, so I may never be able to steal it.

-h

Alesis · 07-01-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoss

I hope it makes me cry. Honestly, I do. You got some decent stuff, and it sucks because this is the only place I regularly engage in flame wars, so I may never be able to steal it.

-h

Thanks. I only flame war here too, Ive gone looking for another venue, but nothing makes me smile like EQ2flames for some reason.

Theft is the best compliment too lol.

Oizen · 07-01-2008, 07:19 PM

Fantastic, let this be lessons learned then. I trust you are aware that the begrudgen interwebs may forgive but never forgets and, you'll be held accountable for that promise, Alesis.

OH YEA!
GRATZ GAY ON HAVING A HIGH LEG KICK AND TRADEMARK BURST!! I'M SURE YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO GAYS EVERYWHERE, GG!!!

Faabio · 07-01-2008, 08:16 PM

Wait wait...Gay is his LAST NAME AND NOT HIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT!!!!!

Addee · 07-01-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Faabio

Wait wait...Gay is his LAST NAME AND NOT HIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT!!!!!

Doesn't surprise me. Not one bit.