Kaylee

BATTLEWANG

The crazy game where you assume the identity of a big cock. That's a fighting cock or rooster of course. The object of the game is to have the biggest, baddest cock. Earn corn by fighting one of the many other wangs or by wagering on the fights. Then you can feed your wang and make him huge. Progress up to the heavyweights or stay in the lightweight division.

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Loolee

That was so not what I expected.

Meta

I picked a fight with another noob and placed 5 bets. If you want a fight my cock's called Brian.... err... that sounds so wrong.

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Kaylee

Heh, mine is named Zmey, but I have a few upgrades/armor/weapons for him, so prob not best idea for us to fight yet. Just keep picking on newer cocks until you get enough corn to get some upgrades. Then you can pick on the more seasoned cocks.

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Hoss

I season my cock with bullion and lemon pepper.



-h

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Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer.
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

Meta

I won a fight, woot! My cock weighs something like 65lb now! Fear the cock!

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