Happy New Year!!!!
So, Simon, his friend and I were chillin at our place, playing Magic and drinking. And just before midnight, Simon decides that his cat needs to come out to celebrate. So Simon and his friend are fucking with the cat, who's decidedly FREAKED out at this new person she's never seen. So they scare the shit out of her, and after sliding around the kitchen for a few seconds, she gets her footing and hauls ass to the couch.... where I happen to be laying down. She claws the ever-living fuck out of my FACE, then ran away to the bedroom. The boys, obviously, are in hysterics at the antics of the cat, completely unaware of what happened on the couch. I'm in shock, not sure what the fuck had just happened, my hand over my face and finally manage to spit out that the cat had clawed my face. So Simon comes over, I remove my hand and... shit, blood EVERYWHERE!
Thankfully, the blood stopped shortly after and we had a good laugh and I managed to get cleaned up before the countdown, but SHEESH. Now I have to go to work with 4 punctures across my forehead where the cat's claws broke the skin. Thankfully she didn't do any damage to my eyes or other sensitive areas, but GAWD, stupid boys!!!
I may include pics later to show the damage, if you guys want. I just wanted to share why drunk boys and scared cats DO NOT MIX!!
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