Faabio

Obviously this 6 year old is smarter than you



Good game retard

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Vainamoinen

This thread has the Otis Seal of Approval™.

Your subpar Google image searches have no place here.

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I was raised on TV,
Like so many of you I see around me.
Nothing to live or die for;
No religion too.

Faabio

Damn, I'm impressed that six year old could do what you couldn't!

Well...to tell the truth...I'm not really that impressed at all, it was to be expected.

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Vainamoinen

I understand.

You feel threatened.

This is a natural reaction by any male when confronted by an alpha.

Man up, it'll be okay.

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I was raised on TV,
Like so many of you I see around me.
Nothing to live or die for;
No religion too.

Faabio

I understand.

You have an IQ under that of a six year old.

This is natural selection.

You're dumb, it'll be okay.

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Oizen

Vain,

I know you were not conquered by Mega Blocks. You are simply disenchanted when comparing them to a superior product. Might I suggest that at 4 years old, the two of you graduate to Bionicle (lego).

I am a systems architect and Bionicle wins the awesomest dad will "help" build this toy award. Slice out an hour, get one of the really big ones, down a few beers and, let the fun begin. I like to buy them in pairs and challenge in-laws to building contests during forced extended-family functions. Not only will they replace your lame Mega Blocks but, they double as a competitive board game.

Laalon

I thought this was gonna be about children swallowing LEGO's or something...

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Illuminator

I never knew the bit about the Lego bags and never cared... it was easier to just empty them all out into a big pile.

My real grief with modern-day Lego sets is that the models are increasingly childish, unsophisticated, and comprised more and more of large prefabricated parts where in the past you would use several smaller pieces in their place.

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Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve.

Vainamoinen

Quick update:

In a meth-addled rage (gg Faabio), I took all of the remaining 800 or so pieces and threw them into a large Tupperware™ tub, mixed them up as thoroughly as possible with a hand blender and proceeded to pass out on the front lawn.

The tender nudges of my son's foot in my face woke me from my deep sleep at around 7am. As he lifted me up from the dew-sodden grass, I was already regretting my drug induced decision the night before and I knew he was going to recruit me for more building this morning.

Much to my amazement, the process was actually easier - complete randomness was somehow much more efficient than the Gordian Knot MEGA BLOKS had created.

This takes us, then, to the moral of the story:

Just say "NO" to drugs, unless you are confronted with complete idiocy then the drugs might help bring you and your loved ones closer together with an eternal bond of triumph over the mundane and retarded.

That, and Faabio works for MEGA BLOKS.

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I was raised on TV,
Like so many of you I see around me.
Nothing to live or die for;
No religion too.

Narkle

Did you put your son in the tupperware box when you shook them so you could nickname him Welty?

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