Crabbok

I'm gonna buy a bowflex and give all my fat clothes to my fat friends!

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Pinski

Fat people don't have friends.

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How many times do you hear it? It goes on all day long
Everyone knows everything And no one's ever wrong
Until later...
Who can you believe? It's hard to play it safe
But apart from a few good friends We don't take anything on faith
Until later..

Faabio

Yes they do..

Food!

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Lamil

Too bad chuck norris will kill you with the total gym.


TOO LATE UR DED

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Faabio

When Chuck Norris does push ups he pushes the world down

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Velvenia

I just saw this commercial today, and I about pissed myself when he said that. I honestly lol'd so freakin hard.

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Faabio

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

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Lamil

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably

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Faabio

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Lamil

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany

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