August 2nd... - Page 3

Izzdar · 07-31-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Velvenia

Fuck all day long, and eat your favorite foods, tell everyone exactly how you feel about them, do all the drugs you've wanted to try and never did because you were watching out for your health! And anything else that is amazingly awesome to you.

Best option I have seen so far.

Laalon · 07-31-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by aduros

Super soak that ho

QFE

Hoss · 07-31-2008, 12:53 PM

Take all the money out of your 401k

-h

Prof · 07-31-2008, 02:39 PM

Practice dodging bullets?

Daedalus · 07-31-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Prof

Practice dodging bullets?

Where's the fun in that?

He should practice catching them.

Miroh · 07-31-2008, 04:32 PM

With his teeth.

Deson · 07-31-2008, 04:45 PM

...catching bullets with his teeth? Catches bullets with his teeth! Want him to change his name to Leeroy too?

Miroh · 07-31-2008, 05:59 PM

Sure, why not?

Hoss · 08-01-2008, 01:18 PM

I think the most important thing is that you go out on your own terms. Die while screwing, or atop a pile of slain enemies. Do you know the minute of your death, if so you could die while skydiving. the important thing is to die like a man.

-h

Hexus · 08-01-2008, 03:00 PM

If you know you're going to die anyways, go out with a bit of flair.

Everyone always has the hum-drum answers, get laid, kill people, how bland...

Cut the top of your car off with a chop saw, and drive around with a double barreled shotgun, the old breach-load type (more fun to reload them with shells flying all the fuck over the seats) and kill any motherfucker that looks at you cross, is on their cell phone doing 40 in a 65mph area, or is trying to put on fucking makeup in their rearview, shaving on the way to work, etc.

Stab a mime in the nuts with a pocket knife, nothing as soothing as the sound of a mime screaming. Punching them in the mouth is just not as effective.

Snort Cocaine out of a hooker's ass while eating bacon and fucking her hooker friend in the ass, preferably in a public place, like the city swimming pool.

Order Bonkers the Clown for a "childrens party" and when that nasty looking local-yokel wanna-be-pedophile motherfucker shows up at your house, commence to beating the living shout him with a rubber hose in your front yard, curb stomping him, and burning his nasty carcass with zippo lighter fluid in the middle of your street.

Before you do any of these things though, call your parents and tell them thanks for putting up with all your stupid shit over the years, and that you love them, even if you don't.

BE CREATIVE!

-Hexus-