HazelnutElf

Got this from a friend today and wanted to share.

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Hallowed are the Oreo

Ily

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Roll the dice, see if I'm getting drunk!

MysidiaDrakkenbane

A male lion is what I'm coming back as.

You fuck, sleep, and eat yourself stupid. You'll have to occassionally fight any challengers that come into your territory and ward off the wandering hyena, but that's about it. Your kids are taken care of, your meals are prepared, and you get the largest portion.

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