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Originally Posted by Tuna
The movie fucking sucks just like most superhero movies do.
Stupid hype imo.
I found a lovely review by a guy who does some pretty hilarious podcasts at simplysyndicated.com and I couldn't agree more.
Simply Syndicated Forum • View topic - The Dark Knight
If you think The Dark Knight is the best movie ever then you should go and see more movies imo. Or grow a brain.
My point being: Maybe the film isn't a pile of shit but come the fuck on... it's not omfgawesome.
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That review is so retarded it's laughable, half of the problems the dude had were because he wasn't paying attention to the fucking movie, ya if I had ADHD like he did I prolly wouldn't enjoy watching batman either.
Examples!
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3. No thinking about what happens after the scene has finished. OK, so the fancy motorbike comes out of the car. That's good. What happened to the rest of the car? Did the police impound it? Did it self destruct? What happened to it?
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Explained in the movie, problem solved.
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12. You really needed 3+ hours to tell that story? Couldn't you have cut out all the Hong Kong shit? While we're on the subject, who was flying the plane they got away in?
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Also explained in the movie.
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Did he stay in his Batman outfit for the entire flight home?
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Now this is funny because in the previous sentence he ask for less scenes and now he's asking for pointless scenes to be added.
Hypocrites FTL.
Dumbass...
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Remember in Batman Begins how he was mainly Bruce Wayne and we got to see all the stuff about his struggle to deal with being Batman and all the physiological stuff that goes with it? None of that here.
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Why the fuck would I pay 10 bucks to see a remake of Batman begins?
Not to mention by the end of the first batman, bruce had already established a well state of mind and more or less got over his struggle with being batman, also the fact that the dark knight does not take place immediately after Batman Begins, thus further supporting the claim that from the transition of the end of Batman begins to the begining of the dark knight, bruce has become comfortable with being batman.
Shit like this should just be assumed before watching any sequel.
The point is his entire review is just his retarded biased uninformative ( and highly laughable ) opinion.
It's a very bad review and it's painfully obvious he had no clue wtf he was talking about, aside from some very minor key points he addressed, his entire review is utter shit.
Look I'm sorry you always have to be a rebel with any issue tuna, and I'm sorry you feel the need to always go against the "main stream" shit, but give respect where respect is deserved.
The Dark Knight may not be the best movie of all time, but it is definitely the best movie to come out in a long time.
And it sucked just like most super hero movies?
Ok, name one other super movie that is better then Dark Knight, and for god's sake don't you dare say Spider-man 3.
Go Ahead I'm waiting.