funny everquest stories.... - Page 2

Xennon · 08-12-2008, 01:23 PM

Rinion,

Bingo! Thanks bossman.

Pepi-Lilly · 08-12-2008, 02:06 PM

Anyone remember that song that guy did about Wizards. It used the lyrics off one of the eneim songs about why smedley was being so mean to Wizards. I saw it once on the SolRo.org boards...damn wish I could remember it

Meta · 08-12-2008, 09:49 PM

Nobody has mentioned 'The Quon' yet?

Oh well I just did.

Feefai · 08-13-2008, 12:21 AM

Fansy the Famous Bard > *

LordRoache · 08-13-2008, 03:00 AM

burned woods is the funniest thing ive ever read lolol

Rinion · 08-13-2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepi-Lilly

Anyone remember that song that guy did about Wizards. It used the lyrics off one of the eneim songs about why smedley was being so mean to Wizards. I saw it once on the SolRo.org boards...damn wish I could remember it

I don't recall that one. However, the following site has tons of decent to cool parody songs Maybe the one your thinking of to, I didnt search for it.

KITHICOR.ORG » Parody and Videos

emmalyne · 08-13-2008, 11:45 PM

this one ?????

Quote:

LIVE AND LET DIE, by Skater Gnome
August 6, 2002

ok so like last night im playing eq, and the phone rings and
its my friend jeff moncrief (who we call J-Mo as a nickname
cause it sounds like j-lo and he hates it) and hes like 'dude,
ive got too tickets to Godsmack for tonight!!'
and im like 'omg dude wtf so you you are so gay. im not going
to a concort with you just the two of us'

and hes like 'wtf dude girls are coming with us. like 10 ppl
are goin'

so im like 'sweeeet dude, u r not gay u rule'

so i grab my jacket and yell 'mom ill be back in a sec, i have
to go outside to pee'

and shes liek 'huh? cant you use the bathroom like a normal
person?'

but i was already out the door by then, and i run over to j-
mo's house and there all outside waiting for me.

so we pack like 10 ppl in the honda and im liek 'dude get off
me homo' and 'dude stop touching me' like the whole way there.

anyway we get there, and were parking and we all get out and
go up the the gates, and theres this long-ass line and we get
in line, and all of the sudden these guys behind us are
like 'hey dudes, we were in line first you just cut us'

and im liek 'wtf dude no you weren't you just came up i saw
you, liars'

and the girls who came with us are giggling and looking at me
and im feeling tough.

so one of the guys pushes me and says 'are you calling me a
liar?'

and im like 'uhh, ya are you deaf? dont make me eagle strike
your ass'

but these guys are big and older and im thinking maybe i
should have handled it a little differently.

so hes walking toward me with his fists ready and everything,
and im getting reely scared now, when suddemly i remember...
feign death! feign death!

now let me tell you... that sh!t doesnt work in reel life,
cause i fell down and played dead real convincingly and he
didnt even hesitate before starting to kick my ribs in.

so lift my head up and im like 'dude wtf im dead just look at
me' and i close my eyes and stick my tounge out, and he didnt
even think about stopping.

so im getting reely hurt now and i look up and i see j-mo
looking at me and im like 'j-mo nuke him wtf!!'

so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt
pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit
crying sissy'

and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the
pavement'

so im grumpy and this girl sara who rode with us comes up to
me and shes like 'aww skatey-poo are you ok huney?'

and im like 'ya im fine'

and shes holds my hand and says 'is there anything i can do to
make you feel better?'

and i think about it for a minute and im like 'ya, u can get
me some ice cream'

so in the end i got some ice cream and saw a good concort so
it wasnt reely all that bad. ive been grounded for tto weeks
though, but hay, i can still play eq, so im happy.

they are Skater Gnome stories. casters realm was where they were posted originaly i think?