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Old 08-11-2008, 11:16 PM  
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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.



When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.



4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:40 PM  
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Sucks to be the bench...
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:56 PM  
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Sucks to be the bench...
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:05 AM  
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Prolly didn't even feel it.
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Old 08-12-2008, 04:22 AM  
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Wtf, drained his blood? Why not just douse him with ice water... Will turtle right up.
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:40 AM  
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Asians are smart...nobody ever said they had common sense.
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:20 PM  
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Asian or not, benchrapers are gross.
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:59 PM  
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That bench was a whore. You know good and well it never said no. If it didn't want to be fucked, why was it wearing all those holes?


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Old 08-12-2008, 05:41 PM  
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How could u even get off by humping a metal bench, with probably 1/4" (at the most) deep holes. /sigh I guess he WAS asian....
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Old 08-12-2008, 05:43 PM  
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