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08-17-2008, 07:23 PM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
Obviously, you've never spent two, three, four nights in a row putting multiple condoms on.
Sometimes, you're blitzed. In the process of finding one, taking it out of the wrapper, and rolling on your schwanz, your raging hardon has been reduced to a shadow of its former glory. It's a pain in the ass, is what I'm saying.
Plus, for whatever reason, girls lie about taking their pill sometimes. Thankfully I figured out how to tell if they're lying and avoid ramming it home.
Plus, it doesn't feel as good with a condom, everyone knows that!
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I recall when beta testing LOTRO that the game looked like a bucket full of smashed assholes.
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08-17-2008, 08:09 PM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
There are compelling reasons for using a condom other than birth control ya know.
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08-17-2008, 08:36 PM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
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Originally Posted by Telpacpaw
Obviously, you've never spent two, three, four nights in a row putting multiple condoms on.
Sometimes, you're blitzed. In the process of finding one, taking it out of the wrapper, and rolling on your schwanz, your raging hardon has been reduced to a shadow of its former glory. It's a pain in the ass, is what I'm saying.
Plus, for whatever reason, girls lie about taking their pill sometimes. Thankfully I figured out how to tell if they're lying and avoid ramming it home.
Plus, it doesn't feel as good with a condom, everyone knows that!
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Can't say I've ever had that problem. Perhaps your doc can prescribe something for your inability to maintain a boner for long enough to roll on a condom. Or for your sub-human dexterity. Whichever you feel is inhibiting you most in this extremely simple task.
As for it not feeling as good, I disagree with that one too. I really don't see a huge difference. Except of course that I can enjoy myself safe in the knowledge that I've done the best I can to avoid making babies.
I'm interested to know what your pill-lie detection technique is though. I've known girls who do that. Christ only knows why. 'Oh I've got a good idea, I'll lie about taking the pill, get pregnant by this poor bastard I'm seeing and raise a kid on my own. It'll be SO cool. My life is going to be awesome!'
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08-18-2008, 03:55 AM
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Character: Wapcaplet - WAR
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Server: Skull Throne
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
Just learn to ask, and by the tone of their voice, it's easy to tell. Hesitation usually gives it away first.
As for the condom thing, I'm impatient. Sure, point out the fact a condom is worth it, but that doesn't make it any less of a pain in the ass.
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Originally Posted by Grind
I recall when beta testing LOTRO that the game looked like a bucket full of smashed assholes.
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08-18-2008, 04:09 AM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
Sometimes pills and condoms dont work though, as everyone knows.
I had my first pregnancy through a condom and pill, 2nd through a different pill, 3rd through depo (shot) and 4th through natural family planning gone wrong. The IUD is holding.
And no, I did not have any abortions, but did have a spontaneous miscarrage with the 2nd.
And there are so many people in this country that want children, and cant have them, that they are having to go out of country to get them. And what is that bullshit excuse that some cunts make that they arent gonna have the kid cause they might get attatched... yeah, kill it, thats so much better. /sarcasm off
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08-18-2008, 11:12 AM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
No form of birth control is 100% effective. I agree with Liv here, IUD, 5 years and completely effective. I know it's not for everyone, but it sure as hell works for me!
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08-18-2008, 11:45 AM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
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Originally Posted by Addee
No form of birth control is 100% effective.
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That's right. Even abstinence is only 99.999999%.
Just ask Mary.
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MOTHERFUCKING IRREGARDLESS SON
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08-18-2008, 11:47 AM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
Mary was a whore.
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08-18-2008, 05:21 PM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
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Originally Posted by Lamil
they have something like that now for women.
but honestly, how hard is it to put on a condom and take a pill once a day?
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Figure it this way: if you have a group of people who find using birth control annoying/difficult/whatever and another group with no problem using it every time, which group will be larger 80 years from now? Evolution favors the recklessly prolific (up till the point of severe competition for resources).
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08-18-2008, 06:43 PM
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Re: Woman gives birth to Septuplets
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Originally Posted by Liviya
And there are so many people in this country that want children, and cant have them, that they are having to go out of country to get them. And what is that bullshit excuse that some cunts make that they arent gonna have the kid cause they might get attatched... yeah, kill it, thats so much better. /sarcasm off
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Someone who understands. Yay!
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